# Steak and BJ Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619 "2005-03-09T02:31:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/21 "2005-03-09T18:02:57Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > As long as the meat is pink. :looks in pants: hmm, pre-trimmed, certified kosher. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/22 "2005-03-09T18:10:51Z")
:: Claps :: _Yes!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/23 "2005-03-09T19:30:21Z")
Well, thanks guys, for reminding me how truly blessed I am. Around here, \*\*every \*\*day is S&BJ Day, sometimes even twice in the same day! OK, so I don’t have steak every day. But I could if I wanted to. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/24 "2005-03-09T19:34:22Z")
I’m thinking something more along the lines of Steak and BJ Lent…you know…40 days straight. Instead of giving something up, you commit to providing a service for the aforementioned interval. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/25 "2005-03-09T19:49:00Z")
> [@Ass For A Hat](#): > > I’d like to express my opposition to this holiday in the strongest possible terms. I say that acceptance of this holiday only furthers the creeping tyranny that says one blowjob a year is sufficient. There are some out there (liberals, mainly) that feel one blowjob a year is enough. There are even some deluded souls that claim one is too many. As men, we must stand ever vigilant in these troubled times. We must stand up for what we know to be right…and true…and just. Blowjobs. Lots of them. > > Did someone say steak? Steak sounds good. I’d like a steak. If you hadn’t said that steak sounds good, I’d have thought you were my boyfriend (and frankly, I’d be pleased he picked such a cool username). This is exactly why we won’t be celebrating it. I sent him the link and he basically said what you did. He somehow thinks I’m going to get it in my head that 1 time a year is enough. He even said that every day was an opportunity for a blow job. I can’t say I disagree. He’s needlessly worried. But we didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day either, so I guess we’re consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/26 "2005-03-09T19:57:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Well, thanks guys, for reminding me how truly blessed I am. Around here, \*\*every \*\*day is S&BJ Day, sometimes even twice in the same day! > > OK, so I don’t have steak every day. But I could if I wanted to. Hey, no need to brag about your flexibility to the rest of us!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/27 "2005-03-09T20:48:38Z")
Oh, this is MUCH better than Valentine’s Day. I don’t need to have a boyfriend or be in love or anything. I just need to be a good cook and a slut. Check and check. Now to find the guy . . . _looks 'round for cute doper guys_ ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/28 "2005-03-09T21:02:52Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Shouldn’t that be the “12 days of Steak and BJs?” > > “On the 8th day of BJs, my true love gave to me…” The song would be a tad redundant but who cares? > > A lot of guys really blow it on Valentines day. Now it’s the ladies turn! > > So, Christmas has Santa Claus, Easter has the Easter Bunny, what would Steak and BJ day have? And what kind of seasonal merchandising would there be? Festive knee pads and kleenex? A giant A-1 bottle in the shape of a penis! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/29 "2005-03-09T21:03:28Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Oh, this is MUCH better than Valentine’s Day. I don’t need to have a boyfriend or be in love or anything. I just need to be a good cook and a slut. Check and check. Now to find the guy . . . _looks 'round for cute doper guys_ oh, I so hope I’m the first to reply to this post. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/30 "2005-03-09T21:04:39Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > oh, I so hope I’m the first to reply to this post. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/31 "2005-03-09T21:12:37Z")
> [@Enright3](#): > > ☹ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/32 "2005-03-09T22:12:26Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Heck, might as well shoot for the stars and call it “Steak, BJ and Swallow Day”. Steak, BJ, Swallow, Backrub, and TV day? This could be big. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/33 "2005-03-10T01:34:44Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Shouldn’t that be the “12 days of Steak and BJs?” > > “On the 8th day of BJs, my true love gave to me…” The song would be a tad redundant but who cares? > > A lot of guys really blow it on Valentines day. Now it’s the ladies turn! > > So, Christmas has Santa Claus, Easter has the Easter Bunny, what would Steak and BJ day have? And what kind of seasonal merchandising would there be? Festive knee pads and kleenex? We could borrow from the old sitcom All In The Family, and let the sponsoring figure for March 14th be called ‘Meathead’. A willing partner with supple lips bearing something to grill. The marketing has already started. [Cards to print on your PC!](http://www.steakandbjday.com/cards/) ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/34 "2005-03-10T03:14:09Z")
Don’t they realize they are interfering with another holiday? March 14th is PI DAY. (March 14 = 3.14 = pi) Now I suppose there could be some puns made about the fact that March 14th is steak and BJ day AND PI Day - but I’ll leave it to other Dopers to have fun with that. March 14th is also Albert Einstein’s birthday. Hmmm that has possibilities. Steak and BJ Day - In honor of the greatest “head” ever !!! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/35 "2005-03-10T03:28:35Z")
Gay couples check in: Does this work both ways on March 14th, or does one guy get to have fun on Feb 14, while the other waits until March 14th? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/36 "2005-03-10T03:31:22Z")
I hate Valentine’s Day and like Steak and BJ Day, especially if it is Steak and BJ and Muff Dive Day. ---
**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/37 "2005-03-10T03:34:50Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Gay couples check in: Does this work both ways on March 14th, or does one guy get to have fun on Feb 14, while the other waits until March 14th? We don’t have to do it one at a time, you know. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/38 "2005-03-10T03:35:40Z")
Me, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/39 "2005-03-10T03:43:53Z")
Yes, I know, but what about the steak cooking? It would be silly for each person to cook a steak for the other on the same day. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619/40 "2005-03-10T03:48:06Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > The steak should always be rare, the BJ’s not so much. And the BJ… well done! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steak-and-bj-day/293619.md?page=3)