# Stealing Condiments **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 26, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369 "2010-04-26T03:16:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Neverending\_Elbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e274bd/32.png) [@Neverending\_Elbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neverending_Elbow)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/41 "2010-04-26T16:32:22Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > (I’ve got two guesses and if it’s not one of them I’ll eat my hat.) Would that be your Mod Hat? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/42 "2010-04-26T16:34:34Z")
> [@Neverending\_Elbow](#): > > Would that be your Mod Hat? [Might as well be.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12343961#post12343961) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/43 "2010-04-26T16:38:54Z")
> [@Neverending\_Elbow](#): > > Would that be your Mod Hat? They’re not very tasty, gonna need a lot of condiments. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/44 "2010-04-26T16:45:15Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > They’re not very tasty, gonna need a lot of condiments. But I don’t have any. How will I get them? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/45 "2010-04-26T16:52:55Z")
A couple of years ago my girlfriend, Lizzie, and I stayed at one of those “honeymoon hotels”. You know, the kind of place that has a hot tub shaped like a champagne glass and a bowl of flavored prophylactics on the night stand. We were there a couple of days and even got to know the management - a pair of women who wore bikinis at boat shows to earn some extra cash. The management said that Lizzie could take all the flavored rubbers she wanted. Her favorite were wintergreen. This made me annoyed because she was… …wait for it… **Stealing condom mints** Lizzie was clearly advocating illegal activity Why are the models allowing it? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/46 "2010-04-26T16:58:46Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > A couple of years ago my girlfriend, Lizzie, and I stayed at one of those “honeymoon hotels”. You know, the kind of place that has a hot tub shaped like a champagne glass and a bowl of flavored prophylactics on the night stand. We were there a couple of days and even got to know the management - a pair of women who wore bikinis at boat shows to earn some extra cash. The management said that Lizzie could take all the flavored rubbers she wanted. Her favorite were wintergreen. This made me annoyed because she was… > > …wait for it… > > **Stealing condom mints** > > Lizzie was clearly advocating illegal activity Why are the models allowing it? Well, they ain’t gonna do shit for her breath. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/47 "2010-04-27T00:32:43Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > BTW, nonnies, if you’re going to burn a sock on a pack of weak sauce like this, then _at least_ try not to refer to the mods as “modes”. I mean, not to give away state secrets here or anything, but nothing says “I’m a useless fucktard who is only here to troll” like referring to them that way. Mostly, his posts were **Too Long** and I **Didn’t Read** them. :::cough, cough::: ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369/48 "2010-04-27T05:29:56Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > But I don’t have any. How will I get them? I hear stories of “lib’ruls” who want to hand out condiments in grade schools… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stealing-condiments/537369.md?page=2)