Stealing Condiments

[Neverending_Elbow]

@Marley23

(I’ve got two guesses and if it’s not one of them I’ll eat my hat.)

Would that be your Mod Hat?

[Marley23]

@Neverending_Elbow

Would that be your Mod Hat?

Might as well be.

[Wile_E]

@Neverending_Elbow

Would that be your Mod Hat?

They’re not very tasty, gonna need a lot of condiments.

[Marley23]

@Wile_E

They’re not very tasty, gonna need a lot of condiments.

But I don’t have any. How will I get them?

[armedmonkey]

A couple of years ago my girlfriend, Lizzie, and I stayed at one of those “honeymoon hotels”. You know, the kind of place that has a hot tub shaped like a champagne glass and a bowl of flavored prophylactics on the night stand. We were there a couple of days and even got to know the management - a pair of women who wore bikinis at boat shows to earn some extra cash. The management said that Lizzie could take all the flavored rubbers she wanted. Her favorite were wintergreen. This made me annoyed because she was…

…wait for it…

Stealing condom mints

Lizzie was clearly advocating illegal activity Why are the models allowing it?

[Chefguy]

@A Monkey With a Gun

A couple of years ago my girlfriend, Lizzie, and I stayed at one of those “honeymoon hotels”. You know, the kind of place that has a hot tub shaped like a champagne glass and a bowl of flavored prophylactics on the night stand. We were there a couple of days and even got to know the management - a pair of women who wore bikinis at boat shows to earn some extra cash. The management said that Lizzie could take all the flavored rubbers she wanted. Her favorite were wintergreen. This made me annoyed because she was…

…wait for it…

Stealing condom mints

Lizzie was clearly advocating illegal activity Why are the models allowing it?

Well, they ain’t gonna do shit for her breath.

[samclem]

@Hal_Briston

BTW, nonnies, if you’re going to burn a sock on a pack of weak sauce like this, then at least try not to refer to the mods as “modes”. I mean, not to give away state secrets here or anything, but nothing says “I’m a useless fucktard who is only here to troll” like referring to them that way.

Mostly, his posts were Too Long and I Didn’t Read them. :::cough, cough:::

[digs]

@Marley23

But I don’t have any. How will I get them?

I hear stories of “lib’ruls” who want to hand out condiments in grade schools…