# Steophan, your seat is now ready. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810 "2011-12-30T07:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/1 "2011-12-30T07:51:04Z")
**Steophan** , you are a sanctimonious _ **TWIT** _! This is the first time I’ve ever started a thread in the Pit. No, that doesn’t sound quite right. Let’s try this… This is the first time that I’ve been compelled so strongly, to flame someone. (There, that sounds _ **much** _ better.) After reading your postings in this thread… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=628218](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=628218) I just _ **could not** _ resist it. I feel like it’s poor etiquette to stop here, but I’m afraid that something much more important has come up. Rest assured that _ **I will be back** _ ASAP, to expand upon my indignation. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/2 "2011-12-30T07:57:37Z")
[gets popcorn] [pulls up comfy chair] ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/3 "2011-12-30T07:59:52Z")
Needs more cowbell. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/4 "2011-12-30T08:03:08Z")
The most recent posts from him in that thread appear to be about two months old… ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/5 "2011-12-30T08:32:08Z")
It’s been over half an hour. ASAP ain’t what it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/6 "2011-12-30T10:44:27Z")
This pittus interruptus thread should be Pitted. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/7 "2011-12-30T11:12:38Z")
His rage burns with the fury of a stubbed-out cigarette butt. Seriously - all the stupid stuff that gets said on this board and _this_ is the most pitworthy thing he could find? ---
**Author:** ![Batfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Batfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batfish)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/8 "2011-12-30T11:38:17Z")
Fuck. I spent entirely too much time reading that crappy thread and still have no idea what Steophan posted. OP, can you be a little more specific? ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/9 "2011-12-30T11:47:32Z")
I searched the thread for Steophan’s posts. Over two months ago, he stated that he didn’t mind people throwing cigarette butts out of car windows. Ooh. Horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/10 "2011-12-30T12:01:08Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > I searched the thread for Steophan’s posts. > Over two months ago, he stated that he didn’t mind people throwing cigarette butts out of car windows. > > Ooh. Horrible. OK, now I understand. The OP was so overtaken by revulsion that he was compelled to go outside and pick up every cigarette butt he could find. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/11 "2011-12-30T12:17:06Z")
Well, that was disappointing. I made coffee and everything ready to sit down, and now I’m gonna have to find something else to do while I drink it. **JBDivmistr** , you are not a very interesting person. ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/12 "2011-12-30T12:23:12Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > This is the first time I’ve ever started a thread in the Pit. Feel free to make it the only time, 'cause you kinda suck at it. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/13 "2011-12-30T13:18:50Z")
I didn’t participate in that thread, because the subject had “internet toughguy” written all over it. Now we have **JBDivmstr** pitting **Steophan** for a post made two months ago questioning the wisdom of throwing lit cigarettes at people. Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/14 "2011-12-30T13:48:33Z")
**Bad example** , indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/15 "2011-12-30T14:19:07Z")
I’ve got half a mind to pit the OP for making me read that boring fucking thread. Quote, you bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/16 "2011-12-30T14:25:48Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > **Steophan** , you are a sanctimonious _ **TWIT** _! > > This is the first time I’ve ever started a thread in the Pit… With threads like this, it oughtta be your last too. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/17 "2011-12-30T14:39:54Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > Well, that was disappointing. I made coffee and everything ready to sit down, and now I’m gonna have to find something else to do while I drink it. > > **JBDivmistr** , you are not a very interesting person. If it makes you feel better **Steophan** , I think you’re a dipshit. Glad to help ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/18 "2011-12-30T14:55:27Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > If it makes you feel better **Steophan** , I think you’re a dipshit. > > Glad to help Lousy pit thread but I gotta go with **B-Dog** here - **Steophan’s** posts in music threads are typically full of :smack: - never enough to warrant a Pitting, but good for a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/19 "2011-12-30T15:26:39Z")
Fascinating. A crowd-sourced pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/20 "2011-12-30T15:30:06Z")
Maybe the big delay is that he’s still busy formatting the post. Do you know how _long_ it must take **JBDivmstr** to produce posts like [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615213#post14615213)? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810.md?page=2)