# Steophan, your seat is now ready. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810 "2011-12-30T07:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/21 "2011-12-30T15:54:49Z")
So, a few days back the OP revives a [five year old thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14597425&postcount=30) in the Pit, and now he’s pitting someone for two month old comments? And in both cases with vague, whatthefuck? posts. Perhaps the air tank mixture needs tweaking. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/22 "2011-12-30T16:13:42Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:20, topic:607810”] Maybe the big delay is that he’s still busy formatting the post. Do you know how _long_ it must take **JBDivmstr** to produce posts like [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615213#post14615213)? [/QUOTE] Dayum, he’s taking formatting advice from Stoid now :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/23 "2011-12-30T16:15:38Z")
Well to be fair the OP only has 730 posts in 12 years and 183 days. So thats only about one post every 6 1/4 days. So he should be back in about 4-5 days to explain further. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/24 "2011-12-30T16:53:16Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:20, topic:607810”] Maybe the big delay is that he’s still busy formatting the post. Do you know how _long_ it must take **JBDivmstr** to produce posts like [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615213#post14615213)? [/QUOTE] Well then, **that’s** Ce **RT\*\*\*\*ai** Nly **worth** tHe wa_ **iT** _ 🆒:dubious:⭕(:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/25 "2011-12-30T16:54:51Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > **JBDivmistr** , you are not a very interesting person. A perfect response to this particular OP. [quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:20, topic:607810”] Maybe the big delay is that he’s still busy formatting the post. Do you know how _long_ it must take **JBDivmstr** to produce posts like [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615213#post14615213)? [/QUOTE] Obviously **JBDivmstr** ’s account has been hijacked by the Justin Bieber fan club. ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/26 "2011-12-30T17:03:25Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > **Steophan** , you are a sanctimonious _ **TWIT** _! > > This is the first time I’ve ever started a thread in the Pit. > No, that doesn’t sound quite right. > Let’s try this… > > This is the first time that I’ve been compelled so strongly, to flame someone. (There, that sounds _ **much** _ better.) > > After reading your postings in this thread… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=628218](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=628218) > I just _ **could not** _ resist it. > > I feel like it’s poor etiquette to stop here, but I’m afraid that something much more important has come up. > Rest assured that _ **I will be back** _ ASAP, to expand upon my indignation. His posts aren’t even on the first page of that thread. Seriously? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/27 "2011-12-30T19:28:11Z")
FWIW, **Steophan** ’s first post to the thread is #101 (top of page 3). 'Twas a little bit thread-shitty, but I had already gotten so bored reading the **thread** , looking for something sanctimonious from **Steophan** , that I lost interest. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/28 "2011-12-30T20:45:30Z")
I don’t understand why an almost non-controversial series of posts made by a guy several months ago is the subject of a pitting now. This is lame. I want my money back. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/29 "2011-12-30T20:47:58Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > I don’t understand why an almost non-controversial series of posts made by a guy several months ago is the subject of a pitting now. This is lame. I want my money back. To be fair, even the guy doing the pitting seems to have lost interest half way through his initial post. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/30 "2011-12-30T20:50:26Z")
About halfway through [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615474) is where the OP apparently decided to Pit **Steophan**. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/31 "2011-12-30T20:53:55Z")
I was going to express my outrage about the long delay, but I’m afraid that something much more important has come up. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/32 "2011-12-30T21:08:07Z")
His seat may be ready, but he’s gone through two glasses of water and the bread basket, is looking at his watch and trying to catch the eye of the waiter who is studiously avoiding him. The pittees next to him were seated, served and are finishing their dessert and he hasn’t even ordered a drink yet. What gives? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/33 "2011-12-30T21:44:23Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > His seat may be ready, but he’s gone through two glasses of water and the bread basket, is looking at his watch and trying to catch the eye of the waiter who is studiously avoiding him. The pittees next to him were seated, served and are finishing their dessert and he hasn’t even ordered a drink yet. What gives? Giving \*\*Steophan \*\*the Pit-snub. That’ll teach him. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/34 "2011-12-30T21:56:38Z")
I can’t stand this any more! **Steophan** , you’re a poopyhead and you spell your name funny. There. Can we go now? ---
**Author:** ![Batfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Batfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batfish)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/35 "2011-12-30T22:02:35Z")
Sadly, this is more interesting than anything else going on in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/36 "2011-12-30T23:00:18Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > **Steophan** , you’re a poopyhead and you spell your name funny. And he still hasn’t told us what New York’s hottest club is! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/37 "2011-12-30T23:17:42Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And he still hasn’t told us what New York’s hottest club is! Whatever it is, it has EVERYTHING! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/38 "2011-12-31T00:18:08Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > About halfway through [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14615474) is where the OP apparently decided to Pit **Steophan**. Then he apparently got distracted by a sudden need to improve his fellatio skills. :o ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/39 "2011-12-31T00:36:20Z")
I feel like this is one of those ironic, hipster pit threads. He hates \*\*steophan \*\*so much he refuses to even come back and pit him, because evidently there are many things more important in life than \*\*Steophan \*\*and his pitting. And like most things hipster, I hate this thread with a fiery passion. Got a good laugh out of all the hilarious ridicule though! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/40 "2011-12-31T00:55:37Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > **JBDivmistr** , you are not a very interesting person. He doesn’t always Pit, but when he does, he pits two-month-old threads. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810.md?page=3)