# Steophan, your seat is now ready. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 30, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810 "2011-12-30T07:51:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/41 "2011-12-31T01:04:29Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > He doesn’t always Pit, but when he does, he pits two-month-old threads. He is… the most boring man in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/42 "2011-12-31T01:46:18Z")
His very presence will make tacos taste like bologna sandwiches. It’s been said he could conquer the world, in computer Risk on the easy level. When he posts a smilie face, the emoticon itself feels ennui. He is… the most boring man in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/43 "2011-12-31T02:13:06Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > He is… the most boring man in the Pit. > [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > His very presence will make tacos taste like bologna sandwiches. > > It’s been said he could conquer the world, in computer Risk on the easy level. > > When he posts a smilie face, the emoticon itself feels ennui. > He is… the most boring man in the Pit. Hey! I resemble hang on got something important to do\* Really need a shit right now. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/44 "2011-12-31T04:58:41Z")
I think this is the first time I’ve seen someone threadshit on himself in the OP… ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/45 "2011-12-31T13:32:25Z")
He doesn’t always drink beer but when he does, he’s always alone. He is… the most boring man in the Pit. > [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > Perhaps the air tank mixture needs tweaking. ::snerk:: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/46 "2011-12-31T17:54:43Z")
His mother has a tattoo that says: “childless”. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/47 "2011-12-31T19:02:56Z")
He often falls asleep while masturbating. He is…the most boring man in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/48 "2011-12-31T19:09:32Z")
Mmmm…eating a turkey sandwich… Wait a minute - the turkey is a little dry. _THE TURKEY IS DRY! DAMN YOU, **STEOPHAN**!!!_ Well, I thought we ought to blame you for \*something \*while we’re here… ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/49 "2011-12-31T20:40:48Z")
The show I want to watch isn’t on right now. I have to wait 21 more minutes. _DAMN YOU, **STEOPHAN**!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/50 "2011-12-31T21:48:49Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > He doesn’t always drink beer but when he does, he’s always alone. Totally stealing this. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/51 "2012-01-01T00:24:13Z")
He has been known to fall asleep while trying to look up the spelling of four-letter words. Even when his insults are **bold** , _italic_, underlined, teeny-tiny, purple, or _ **all of the above** _, they don’t have enough venom to kill an emaciated [crack spider](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc). He is… the most boring man in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/52 "2012-01-01T06:19:56Z")
This has been the most boring pit thread to span 2 years. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/53 "2012-01-01T16:07:52Z")
> [@cheshire human](#): > > This has been the most boring pit thread to span 2 years. _DAMN YOU, **STEOPHAN**!!!_ What? ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/54 "2012-01-01T16:32:36Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > _DAMN YOU, **STEOPHAN**!!!_ > What? Hey, this one isn’t my fault - I’m enough of an arsehole that people should be able to find something to pit me over! ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/55 "2012-01-01T19:09:48Z")
[QUOTE=Flounder] Oh boy, this is gonna be great [/QUOTE] Whaddya mean this thread is two days old and is as much of a flame fest as the Great Devil’s Food cake fracas of the 1934 Spring Bazaar of the Swamps Holler Baptist Church? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/56 "2012-01-01T19:14:17Z")
He once started a thread asking if he should declaw his cats…and nobody bothered to reply. He is…the most boring man in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/57 "2012-01-01T19:20:16Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > Hey, this one isn’t my fault - I’m enough of an arsehole that people should be able to find something to pit me over! Oh sure just like you to shirk responsibility. Darn you… darn you all the way to heck. OK that was harsh, but still… pish posh to you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/58 "2012-01-01T20:31:55Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > Hey, this one isn’t my fault - I’m enough of an arsehole that people should be able to find something to pit me over! {Checks…checks…}Hey, this guy drank milk in a bar once! ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/59 "2012-01-01T21:23:53Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > {Checks…checks…}Hey, this guy drank milk in a bar once! Hey, now that’s the sort of vicious slander for which I will not stand. Unless they’ve invented alcoholic milk, in which case I’ll not stand for a rather different reason. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steophan-your-seat-is-now-ready/607810/60 "2012-01-01T23:23:40Z")
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