# Step Right Up and Help Name the Baby.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724 "2000-01-11T20:41:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/41 "2000-01-11T22:30:00Z")

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We named our first daughter “Deirdre”. I always liked that. Of course, we are Irish.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/42 "2000-01-11T22:52:00Z")

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I get a lot of compliments on my name, which seems to fit your criteria. It’s French- Suzette. My family did call me Suzy for years, but everyone from elementary school right up until now calls me “Suzette”, I don’t let people shorten it (except my husband, who dubbed me “Zette”)

I’ve only ever met one other Suzette, and she spelled it “Susette”, which was a little too cutsie for me.

Good luck!  
Zette

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/43 "2000-01-11T22:58:00Z")

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Siobahn.

I’m not sure if I’m spelling it right, but it’s an Irish name, pronounced sho-BAHN, with a soft “b”, kind of a breathy sound. It’s pretty, distinctive, and, IIRC, means something nice, too.

I know you don’t want a name that begins with a vowel, but another distinctive name is Ide, also Irish.

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The Dave-Guy  
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/44 "2000-01-11T23:17:00Z")

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well, it doesn’t exactly fit your criteria, but don’t you think that Valerie Blaise Arndt sounds great?

What can I say? I want a namesake and my six siblings didn’t see fit to name any of their spawn after me… come on, it’d TOTALLY work. It’s a great name. 🙂

Seriously, be careful as far as matching your kids’ names. My sisters Kirsten and Karen and my brother Kelly can tell you all about it… It’s just too cute. Bleah. One more reason to go with Valerie Blaise, I think. 😉

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“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/45 "2000-01-11T23:33:00Z")

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Neither of these really fit all of your criteria, but, my two favorite female names are Vivianne and Fiona.

If you want to stick with your two choices, stick w/ Tegan.

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**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/46 "2000-01-11T23:42:00Z")

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Tegan Mauvreen: Tegan is my darling grand-niece. Mauvreen was (probably still is) a lovely, lovely Irish-American lady with auburn hair and a wonderful Irish peaches and cream complexion.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/47 "2000-01-11T23:43:00Z")

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Plus, if you name the baby Valerie Blaise, maybe it will have really good breasts. 😉

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/48 "2000-01-12T00:03:00Z")

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I’m partial to “Shannon”. “Joy” for a middle name? 😉 Or maybe “Kayla”?

Y’know, I have a Karsten in my family, but she’s a girl. I’ve never seen a boy with that name.

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/49 "2000-01-12T00:11:00Z")

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How about Haggis? That is, as we all know, short for Heart-liver-and-kidney-boiled-in-the-stomach-of-the-animal. Eh? Eh? No? Aw. It’s a girls name…

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/50 "2000-01-12T00:19:00Z")

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Wow, I leave to change a poopy diaper, get sucked into the vortex of domesticity and you guys just bombard this thread. If I had a mind, it would be blown. 🙂

1. Tegan is pronounced TEA-Ghan. Not like the former President, Jimmy Carter 🙂

I haven’t seen the name in any US baby name books,but in a UK baby name book we found it it and it is Welsh and Cornish in orgin meaning, Fair and Beautiful.

As for the teasing of Keely, I was tortured as a kid for my name ( first and last) and it helped me developed a quick mental upper cut. But Keely does sound like a smarmy Kelly or someone from France mispronoucing it. I will pass along the comments regarding this to My Reason for Living.

1. Carsten is a popular name in northern Europe and it is a fairly common last name in Ireland.

2. If I waited until my daughter was born to see what she looked like ( or if anyone waited to see what their child looked like at birth for that matter) her name would be,  
“Walter Matthau.” All children at birth look like a grumpy old man. 🙂

I would write more, but 1) My train of thought has derailed and 2) my son is in need of attention.

Keep the suggestions coming!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/51 "2000-01-12T00:25:00Z")

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One more quickie…for Arnold 🙂

I love the name Zoe, but hubby vetoed it. The weiner. It is a trendy name, but I could live with that one. Maybe I’ll just nip off to the hospital myself and name the baby while he’s still sleeping.

Cristi - How about I name my daughter, Sacrifical. Then when the arranged marriage takes place with your son, John Lamb…heh…

Idle minds…

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/52 "2000-01-12T01:17:00Z")

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Aside from most of DB’s suggestions, this thread has caused me to make a mental note: “Do NOT ask TMs, especially my husband, to help choose names for MY second baby.”

The problem with Gaelic names is that they have become all the rage in the last few years. I like Bridget a lot, and I’m one of the only people I know who likes Gretchen. According to _The Very Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World_, Tegan is fairly popular in Australia.

Here are a few that I didn’t think you’d absolutely hate.

Fallon  
Flossie (just kidding)  
Jolie  
Keira  
Lilith or Lily  
Maia  
Monet (hey, why not)  
Morgan  
Paisley (can’t get much more offbeat than that.)  
Piper  
Rhiannon (I’m seconding that vote cuz it’s one of my absolute favorites.)  
Sabryn  
Sydney (Do you like scary movies?)  
Talia (the Muse of comedy)

## Eh?

“Fester, fester, fester…rot, rot, rot.”

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**Author:** ![Christabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Christabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christabel)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/53 "2000-01-12T01:28:00Z")

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I don’t really know. I had a hard enough time deciding what to name my 3. I have a little cousin named Brogan, though. I guess that is one of those names that can be male/female. Anyway, when he was born, his brother and sister came home crying everday for over a week from school. The kids were making fun of the name Brogan pretty bad apparently. What’s worst is my Aunt and the rest call him Brogey.  
I like Keely, but it is pretty popular around here. Where I live my kids go to a school that goes from K-12th grade in the same building. Obviously, it’s a small community, and I know of 5 Keely’s in the school. Good luck on your search.

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**Author:** ![sly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@sly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sly)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/54 "2000-01-12T01:31:00Z")

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Olive or Olivia

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/55 "2000-01-12T01:54:00Z")

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Rhiannon or Siobhan. Love them both.

One thing to keep in mind as well: Will the name be good when she’s grown up? I see lots of little girls, with lovely little-girl names. They are lovely names, for a two-year-old. My daughter’s name is Diana. A nice name for a grown woman, I think, and she’ll be a grown woman for much longer than she’ll be a little girl.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/56 "2000-01-12T02:07:00Z")

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Weird – I was thinking Madalyn Louise even before reading GuyShyGirl’s suggestion.

Although the two l’s can kinda trip you up when saying the three names together.

Madalyn Louise Arndt, you get in here this instant!

Maureen is the other great name mentioned here – think Maureen O’Hara and Maureen O’Sullivan – awesome women.

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/57 "2000-01-12T02:12:00Z")

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Seeing ChrisCTP’s suggestion of Talia, I thought of Cleo Arndt, Cleo being the Muse of Epic Poetry I believe…I’d avoid Erato though. 🙂

Another nice one is Shea.

Oh, heck, go Tolkien and name her Eowyn or Arwen. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/58 "2000-01-12T02:30:00Z")

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I have a friend named Arwen!!! We call her Arwy…that in mind, though it’s a wonderful good name, I don’t think that it goes very well with Arndt.

I was about to suggest Clio, as well, but keeping in mind that the middle name will be O’Hara, I decided to leave it out.

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“Fester, fester, fester…rot, rot, rot.”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/59 "2000-01-12T02:31:00Z")

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I’ll third the vote for Robyn.

I also like Moira, Holly, or Miranda.

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/step-right-up-and-help-name-the-baby/12724/60 "2000-01-12T02:32:00Z")

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Oh, and Clio is the muse of history. Calliope is the muse of epic poetry, for future reference. 🙂

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