# Stephen Harper Eats Babies! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067 "2006-05-02T05:12:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/1 "2006-05-02T05:12:18Z")
Did any of our Toronto dopers happen to see [this](http://www.nealenews.com/Miscellaneous.htm?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1146406867818&call_pageid=968332188492&col=968793972154&t=TS_Home) this past weekend? It’s too bad there’s no pictures available… ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/2 "2006-05-02T05:22:05Z")
For some reason I read this thread OP as “Steven Hawking Eats Babies,” which might possibly be more disturbing, because he’d have so much more trouble catching them. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/3 "2006-05-02T05:31:35Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > For some reason I read this thread OP as “Steven Hawking Eats Babies,” which might possibly be more disturbing, because he’d have so much more trouble catching them. WOW. THAT. ONE. LOOKS. DELICIOUS. WHERE’S. MY. BOTTLE. OF. HOLLANDAISE. SAUCE? ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/4 "2006-05-02T06:36:36Z")
Nnnnnooooo… the dingo ate your baby… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/5 "2006-05-02T13:40:50Z")
> [@mrald](#): > > Nnnnnooooo… the dingo ate your baby… The Canadian PM …is a Dingo? Why doesn’t someone _tell me_ these things?!? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/6 "2006-05-02T14:55:23Z")
I think you’re confusing _Dingo_ with _Dinkus_. It’s all good, though. Everyone makes that mistake with him. I wish I coulda seen that. Hax0ring for political commentary at its finest. 😃 I would have chosen “Dalton McGuinty is a weenie” as my message, though. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/7 "2006-05-02T15:50:49Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > WOW. THAT. ONE. LOOKS. DELICIOUS. WHERE’S. MY. BOTTLE. OF. HOLLANDAISE. SAUCE? You owe me a new monitor. 😃 Why can’t the PM be a dingo _and_ a dinkus? Makes perfect sense to me… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/8 "2006-05-02T17:00:08Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > WOW. THAT. ONE. LOOKS. DELICIOUS. WHERE’S. MY. BOTTLE. OF. HOLLANDAISE. SAUCE? _BOTTLED_ Hollandaise sauce? Blearggh. Surely a world-renowned quadriplegic astrophysicist and bestselling author who employs enough staff to catch babies for his eating pleasure also has someone on hand to prepare them properly. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/9 "2006-05-02T17:00:20Z")
If you really want to see some interesting websites, google “abortionists eating fetuses.” Not Work Safe, Proceed At Your Own Risk. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/10 "2006-05-02T17:44:37Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > If you really want to see some interesting websites, google “abortionists eating fetuses.” Not Work Safe, Proceed At Your Own Risk. Why did you tell me about that? Why? \ :eek: ☹ :eek: ☹ :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/11 "2006-05-02T18:39:26Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > _BOTTLED_ Hollandaise sauce? Blearggh. > > Surely a world-renowned quadriplegic astrophysicist and bestselling author who employs enough staff to catch babies for his eating pleasure also has someone on hand to prepare them properly. Let’s just hope he doesn’t hire me. I would feel like I did a good job if I had the cupboard stocked with a wide variety of condiment packets from local fast-food joints. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/12 "2006-05-02T19:56:05Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > WOW. THAT. ONE. LOOKS. DELICIOUS. WHERE’S. MY. BOTTLE. OF. HOLLANDAISE. SAUCE? That shows he’s an Albertan. Everybody knows that you serve baby with ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/13 "2006-05-02T19:58:15Z")
> [@detop](#): > > That shows he’s an Albertan. Everybody knows that you serve baby with ketchup. I thought Canadians ate their babies with cheese and gravy. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/14 "2006-05-02T20:05:41Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I thought Canadians ate their babies with cheese and gravy. 😕 Oh yes, the ever-popular Poutiny Tots! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/15 "2006-05-02T20:20:58Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I thought Canadians ate their babies with cheese and gravy. 😕 Aaah ! but that’s completely different. You’re talking about _bébé poutiné_ a nice afternoon snack. While I’m talking about the proper way to eat baby in the summer, at the cottage or in a picnic in the park. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/16 "2006-05-02T21:35:08Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > Oh yes, the ever-popular Poutiny Tots! What? No-one wants roast baby with potatoes and Yorkshire pudding anymore? I understand the horseradish is quite… piquant. Besides, after Stephen Hawking finishes his [robotic exoskeleton](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133), the’ll have no problem catching babies. Or attending to that trouble on the moon. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/17 "2006-05-02T22:13:02Z")
> [@detop](#): > > That shows he’s an Albertan. Everybody knows that you serve baby with ketchup. HEY! Everyone knows it’s with A-1, 'cause we sure don’t use it on our steak. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/18 "2006-05-02T22:16:53Z")
For some reason that letter reads like the set-up for a Monty Python skit. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/19 "2006-05-02T23:43:18Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > If you really want to see some interesting websites, google “abortionists eating fetuses.” Not Work Safe, Proceed At Your Own Risk. Dear Og. Every thime I think the internet cannot throw up something even more perverse a) than I could imagine, and b) than the last thing I saw, it does it again. :: shudder :: I am _so_ not going to do that search. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067/20 "2006-05-02T23:45:10Z")
Roastin ’ Babies ? I couldn’t resist 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-harper-eats-babies/355067.md?page=2)