# Stephen Miller - Heinrich Himmler

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 26, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151 "2025-06-26T02:10:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151/61 "2026-11-12T13:52:18Z")

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His first order as Chief of Staff is that no garlic may enter the West Wing and the curtains in the entire White House will be shut during daylight hours.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151/62 "2026-11-12T15:19:46Z")

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And remove all mirrors and other reflective surfaces.

Good thing all the gee-gaws decorating the OO are from Hobby Lobby and don’t actually _have_ reflective surfaces.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2026, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151/63 "2026-11-12T16:14:12Z")

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And his office be furnished with a coffin for midday power naps.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151/64 "2026-11-12T17:08:07Z")

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I disagree only with the thread title. Miller looks and acts a lot more like **[Joseph Goebbels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels)** than Himmler. In fact the cruelty vibes emanating from them are uncannily similar.

Jimmy Kimmel recently aired some high school footage of Miller running for class president. He promised that if elected “everything would change”, and gave as an example teachers making students clean up their garbage after themselves. “That’s what janitors are for”, he claimed.

When an opponent came to the mike, he tried to disrupt her and was eventually forcibly removed from the premises. Truly, a gentleman and a scholar. Unlike a fine wine that mellows with age, he’s only gotten more vile with age, like a rotting carcass.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stephen-miller-heinrich-himmler/1020151/65 "2026-11-12T17:41:54Z")

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Miller seems to be responsible for much of the cruelty inherent in the administrations deportation programs, including the family separations. He’s truly a loathsome individual.

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