# Stereotypes you buck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 27, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133 "2016-08-27T14:00:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/61 "2016-08-31T17:02:55Z")

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I’m female and worked as a bouncer, and I’m neither lesbian nor homophobic.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/62 "2016-08-31T17:13:35Z")

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I’m a Jewish woman who wears glasses and does not participate in any sports at all, but I love to watch men’s professional golf. I follow many of the players, and often spend an entire weekend watching 14 hours of golf.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/63 "2016-08-31T17:16:25Z")

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I drive a Trans Am and have never had a mullet, mustache or Sally Field.

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**Author:** ![drewder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@drewder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewder)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/64 "2016-08-31T17:29:59Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> Please continue using the indicators - don’t forget to keep your blinker fluid topped off 😃

Blinkers don’t need fluid. You’re thinking of [Headlight fluid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdpjZazM4w).

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/65 "2016-08-31T18:43:49Z")

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I’m a geeky pocket-protector Steve Urkel type, but love goth music and scene. I was the guy in Khaki pleats at the Bauhaus concert.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/66 "2016-08-31T18:59:58Z")

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I’m an IT Guy, but I’m physically fit, have a pretty wife and I’m socially well-adjusted.

I am, however, condescending and sarcastic.

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**Author:** ![Doubticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@Doubticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubticus)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/67 "2016-08-31T19:44:34Z")

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Late 40’s father of two, I have no tattoos and haven’t ever tried an illegal drug. But like love heavy metal, the heavier the better.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/68 "2016-08-31T21:15:31Z")

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I’m a lifelong New Yorker, but I don’t have the “Noo Yawk” accent. Almost everyone who meets me assumes I’m from somewhere other than New York and asks where I’m from.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/69 "2016-08-31T21:28:54Z")

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I’m discovering all sorts of stereotypes I never knew existed! One more from me, I’m British but I hate tea.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/70 "2016-08-31T21:34:54Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> I’m an obese person who exercises every day and doesn’t snack between my boring, normal-sized meals.

I’m an obese person who would never tell a thin person to eat a sandwich. They can even bemoan how fat they’ve gotten, whatever. No judgments.

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/71 "2016-08-31T21:48:01Z")

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> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> I drive a Trans Am and have never had a mullet, mustache or Sally Field.

But do you own a van?

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/72 "2016-08-31T22:14:31Z")

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I’m Canadian and think that Tim Horton’s coffee is meh, hockey is boring and I’m also a full on nerd with social skills and an ability to make meaningful conversations on almost any topic with anyone.  
Also, America can keep Celine Dion and Justin Beiber. Sorry. 😃

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**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/73 "2016-09-01T17:18:34Z")

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I’m a lifelong Bostonian. I do not pronounce the letter R as an H (_park/pahk_) and I do not add a superfluous R sound to words ending in a vowel (_Martha/Marthar_.) Nor do I use _wicked_ as an intensifier (\*Sam Adams makes wicked good \*beeah.\*\*)

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/74 "2016-09-01T22:26:06Z")

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I’m a fat chick who isn’t desperate.

> [@Grrr](#):
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> As an Atheist, I try to be respectful towards people whom are religious and not be a condescending prick.

Similar: I am neither an atheist nor agnostic (I simply don’t believe), but I have no problem with people of faith.

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I work in the strongly Republican-biased aerospace industry, and I am a liberal Democrat. Someone once asked me (in jest), “I didn’t know they allowed your kind to work here.”

Replace “aerospace” with “federal contracting,” and…yeah. My favorite line so far: “We’ll fix that.”

> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#):
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> I’m a woman. I have no desire to ever gestate a fetus.

I find that to be less of a stereotype than this: I’m a woman with no desire to ever gestate a fetus _who loves children_.

> [@Doubticus](#):
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> Late 40’s father of two, I have no tattoos and haven’t ever tried an illegal drug. But like love heavy metal, the heavier the better.

In my case it isn’t really a sterotype so much as my “look”: people are always shocked to learn that I have two tattoos and have seen Iron Maiden in concert.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/75 "2016-09-02T00:14:09Z")

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I live in a little southeastern Missouri mining town, population 600, in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hills and thick woods.

I don’t vote Republican.  
I don’t go to church.  
I don’t fish.  
I don’t hunt.  
I don’t drive a truck.  
I own _a_ gun as opposed to _many_ guns, and a) it’s barely a pea shooter (a .22), and b) I’ve fired it maybe 10 times since I got it.  
I hate country music with the fire of a thousand suns.  
I don’t watch NASCAR.  
I believe police brutality is a real problem in this country and it needs to be addressed.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/76 "2016-09-02T00:36:00Z")

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I’m a white, southern, hetero Christian. I’m a flaming liberal. I’m an elementary school librarian who rides a motorcycle and look like I could be in a southern rock band.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/77 "2016-09-02T04:46:43Z")

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I write love stories.

They don’t suck.

(I forced myself to read romance novels for a straight year so that I could learn more about the genre… what I learned is that I hate that genre. I think I am on a lifelong quest to fix it.)

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**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/78 "2016-09-02T14:04:43Z")

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I’ve had fiery red hair all my life, but I’m not particularly passionate, nor do I have a strong temper.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/79 "2016-09-02T15:30:51Z")

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I’m a Christian. I will not preach, lecture or judge you. I am extremely liberal/leftist/progressive and most of the time have more in common with atheists than most Christians. I love science and evolution and I do not want any religion taught in schools.

I am a woman, I cannot knit crochet or sew. I will wear lipstick but eyeliner and mascara are just fancy words for make me look like I lost a fight and have two black eyes. I like necklaces and bracelets (not of precious metals, more like glass beads, and stone) but am not very into shoes.

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**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stereotypes-you-buck/764133/80 "2016-09-02T18:57:06Z")

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> [@swampspruce](#):
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> … America can keep Celine Dion and Justin Beiber. Sorry. 😃

Do we hafta?

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