# Steve, Don't Eat It!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-dont-eat-it/322032>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-dont-eat-it/322032 "2005-09-16T20:10:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-dont-eat-it/322032/21 "2005-09-17T22:52:24Z")

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I particularly loved this line:

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> The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo’s ass, it’s a lot like that.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-dont-eat-it/322032/22 "2005-09-18T00:43:28Z")

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What did it for me was the picture of his efforts to reassemble the pickled pork rinds to “put the pig back together, but eventually that got boring as I lost the will to live.”

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-dont-eat-it/322032/23 "2005-09-18T01:11:16Z")

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The Sneeze is an absolute scream. When I saw his “artist’s impression” of what the Boo-Berry ghost looked like before he died, I about pissed my pants laughing.

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