# Steve from Blues Clues® lives in my Head **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 5, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929 "2001-09-05T21:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spyderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spyderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spyderman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/1 "2001-09-05T21:19:23Z")
and he won’t shut the FUCK UP! “If you use your mind One step at a time Then you can do Anything That you want to do!” And if thats not fucking bad enough “It’s mailtime, mailTIME, MAILTIME! Here’s your mail It never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I want to wail (screaming) **MAIL** ” :::wretch:::barf:::guup:::(weakly)help me I lived through Barney, Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, DragonTailz, Big Comfy Couch, Between the Lions,Caillou, Clifford, Bob the Builder,Little Bear, Little Bill, Maisy, and now some damn show about a Siamese Cat. 'Lil Spidey is only 2½! How much more do I have to put up with!? On the upside, I guess, is that he **will** (willingly) watch SportsCenter with Spidey Sr. [sub]NOTE TO MODS: THIS IS A RANT SO I PITTED IT. IF YOU FEEL THAT IT IS NOT PIT WORTHY FEEL FREE TO MOVE IT[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/2 "2001-09-05T22:30:16Z")
[_screams in agony_] _ **AAAAAHHHHH!!** _ Curse you, Spyderman, now the Dragon Tales song is living in **my** head!! :eek: Dragon tales, dragon tales… [_screams in agony_] _ **AAAAAHHHHH!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/3 "2001-09-05T22:35:46Z")
…but I will have my revenge… . [sub]begins hatching evil plot[/sub] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _**What’s the sto–ry, Wish-BONE [doot doot]…**_ BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/4 "2001-09-05T22:38:05Z")
Look everybody, **Duck Duck Goose’s** Dragon Badge is glowing! ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/5 "2001-09-05T22:41:09Z")
You are all going straight to hell for this travesty. And just to make your trip more miserable, I’ll counter with: _Butterfly in the sky I can fly twice as high Take a look in a book…_ Heh heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/6 "2001-09-05T22:47:44Z")
Bah. I’ll see your RR and give you this! \*This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was And you’ll continue singing it forever just because… ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/7 "2001-09-05T22:59:37Z")
Oh come on, people, all together now: It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor Would you be mine? Could you be mine… ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/8 "2001-09-05T23:08:19Z")
_We just figured out Blue’s Clues We just figured out Blue’s Clues We just figured out Blue’s Clues Because we’re really GREAT!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/9 "2001-09-05T23:13:24Z")
Hey now, I never thought much about ol’ Steve. My kids watch that show all the time. It’s pretty much white noise in the background, that’s how used to it I am. However, on this one episode, he managed to get Julia Louise-Dreyfus in pajamas, singing all his goofy Blues songs. To get Julia in the sack, I will dress up like Mr. Salt, Magenta, or any other character in the Blues Clues Universe! Nail her right on Blue’s Thinking Chair, yeah baby! You go, Stevie Boy!! YOU DA MAN!!! Hope you got some hot pajama love from Ms. Dreyfus after you muzzled down Blue and her little friends for Nightie-Night Land. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/10 "2001-09-05T23:47:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spyderman \* > \*\* > "It’s mailtime, mailTIME, MAILTIME! > \ > 'Lil Spidey is only 2½! How much more do I have to put up with!? \*\* First of all, it’s “Maaaaaaaaaaaailtiiiiiiiiiiiime”, not “Mailtime”. 😉 And if the 'Lil Spidey is only 2½, just wait. Has he discovered Rugrats yet? Does he know “who lives in a pineapple under the sea”? How about Dexter’s Laboratory? Scooby Doo? How about Wild Thornberries or Rocket Power? (I can’t even decipher the words to the Rocket Power song, anyone know 'em?) My just-turned-five year old has just found The Flintstones. Cracks him up but good! ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/11 "2001-09-06T01:01:05Z")
I will inflict more torture! “Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet(?) Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.” You are doomed to sing that 343, 242, 353 times like I did, waiting in rush hour traffic. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/12 "2001-09-06T02:28:41Z")
\*Pinwheel, spinwheel, Spin me around… …he likes to run and then the thing… with the… person…\* Remember when Nickelodeon had a 12 hour boradcast day and 7 hours of it was that horrid show with the creepy puppets and the freaky Eurocartoons? ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/13 "2001-09-06T04:02:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kinsey \* > \*\* > > How about Wild Thornberries or Rocket Power? (I can’t even decipher the words to the Rocket Power song, anyone know 'em?) > > \*\* I think it might end something like “Kids on a mission…_Rocket Power!_” but I could be wrong. I don’t know…I’m stuck between a 3yo (who is just getting tired of Steve but is entranced with Dora) and a 12yo ("mom, come watch _Control Freak_ with me) so I don’t know _where_ I am. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/14 "2001-09-06T04:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alphagene \* > Remember when Nickelodeon had a 12 hour boradcast day and 7 hours of it was that horrid show with the creepy puppets and the freaky Eurocartoons? \*\*EUREEKA’S CASTLE!?!? \*AAAAAHHHHH!! \*\*\* [cackling hysterically] [leaping out of computer chair] [running across dining room] [banging head on wall] [repeatedly] And the one in the Toronto department store, with “Jodi” and “Jeff the Mannequin” who came to life every episode? And DavidtheGnome and BelleandSebastian and TheLittlePrince and… [sobbing helplessly] makeitstop makeitstop makeitstop ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/15 "2001-09-06T04:28:39Z")
My (at the time) 7 year old son mused aloud while watching Blue’s Clues: \*“It’s really nice of them to give this job to a retarded man” \* ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/16 "2001-09-06T04:34:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spyderman \* > **…and he won’t shut the FUCK UP!** Did you try the mute button? Change the channel? 🙂 [sub]Okay, okay, I’m goin’, no need for pushing and shoving[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/17 "2001-09-06T04:47:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kinsey \* > \*\*How about Wild Thornberries or Rocket Power? (I can’t even decipher the words to the Rocket Power song, anyone know 'em?) > \*\* "We are riders on a mission Action kids in play position Rocket Power! We are riders on a mission Action kids in fun condition Prepare to countdown Rocket Power!" > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > \*\* > And the one in the Toronto department store, with “Jodi” and “Jeff the Mannequin” who came to life every episode? \*\* I loved **Today’s Special**! And what was the mouse-thing’s name again? Muffy? Miffy? I’ve had **“He’s Roly Poly Oly, he’s small and short and round!”** stuck in my head for days now. There is no hope left for me, but you can still save yourselves! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/18 "2001-09-06T06:33:40Z")
“Teletubbies… Teletubbies… Say HEL-LO!” ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/19 "2001-09-06T13:22:12Z")
From Dora the Explorer: “I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the Map, I’m the Map!” Can we build it? Yes we can! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/20 "2001-09-06T13:45:59Z")
**Spydie** , I likes ya, and we’re kind of neighbors, so I’ll cut you a bit of slack. Of course anytime you spend reading to the li’l arachnid is time not spent watching television. The eldest Olethling[sup]TM[/sup] is now kind of bored with this tripe, she is five and a half[sup]\*[/sup]. Of course the littlest Olethling is still pretty psyched, he practically hyperventilates whilst whipping out his **handy dandy notebook[sup]TM[/sup]**. So stop breeding now and the end is nearer. And just wait until he discovers dinosaurs, if hasn’t already. [sup]\*It is very important to the child to include all of the fractional parts. Technically she is five and three quarters or so, but we don’t tell her.[/sup] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929.md?page=2)