# Steve from Blues Clues® lives in my Head **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 5, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929 "2001-09-05T21:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/21 "2001-09-06T14:08:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spyderman \* > [sub]NOTE TO MODS: THIS IS A RANT SO I PITTED IT. IF YOU FEEL THAT IT IS NOT PIT WORTHY FEEL FREE TO MOVE IT[/sub] No, no, no. It’s fine, really. One need not swear at all in order to rant; one must merely feel fury and anger and vent it. This, most certainly, you have done. Besides, the amount of sheer, unending pain you seem to be causing everyone who reads this thread… ah, it does my black heart good. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/22 "2001-09-06T14:16:28Z")
\ Digi-mon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champ-ions… Digi-mon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champ-ions… \ ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/23 "2001-09-06T14:24:11Z")
“We just a letter… We just a Leee-tter We just got a letter… I WONder who it’s from?” [sub]I kinda like Blues Clues. Steve’s cute in a silly sort of way, like the Kraft brothers[/sub] _OW_ okay okay…sorry… However, Calliou…make it stop…please, before my ears bleed and my brain atrophies! Squash the Teletubbies like giant marshmallows [sub]or at least give some nice mind altering drugs before making me watch them again?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Spyderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spyderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spyderman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/24 "2001-09-06T14:42:51Z")
Instead of making me feel better I’ve got every single one of these songs in my head at once. 😛 Now its time for so _long_ But we’ll sing just **one** more song Thanks for doing your part, You sure are smart! Thanks to me and you, And my dog Blue, ecchh::spit spit:: I just cant do it But of course how could I forget my favourite line from Steve (singing about the planets) “Uranus spins on its side!” 😉 Of course the cachinnation is lost on the little bug but its funny nonetheless! ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/25 "2001-09-06T14:51:44Z")
Tequila Mockingbird? Sign here, please… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . **TIIIME for TELETUBBIES!!** AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [orderlies rush down the hallway and into room] ha ha ha ha [sub]ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . . . . . . ha [/sub] [orderlies saunter out of room] ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/26 "2001-09-06T14:51:49Z")
Bwah ha ha… I don’t mind Blues Clues at all. In fact, I kind of like to watch it. My sister even got me a Handy Dandy Notebook for Christmas last year, as a joke. (And there is a velvet chair downtown that looks JUST LIKE THE THINKING CHAIR that I MUST HAVE, regardless of its $2600 price tag!) But then again, I am the aunt. I get to go home at the end of the day. And I don’t have to listen to my almost 2 year-old niece say “Boo? Boo? Boo?” until the video gets played. (It is kind of cute to watch her watch it, though. She knows all the words, and she does the dances with Steve.) I used to watch **Today’s Special (shout it loud and clear!), Calliope,** and all those other things on Nickelodeon. What was the one cartoon that was in spanish, I believe, with the two roly-poly characters? And on that note, **Blue Skidoo, We can too!** ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/27 "2001-09-06T14:54:34Z")
Mrs. Spritle digs “Stoner Steve” b/c he makes lists and checks them off - so organized. I kinda dig Stoner Steve b/c he has the ability to smoke gobs of healthy herb and still pull off a reasonable performance. Stoner Steve (waking up): Oh…Hello…Wait…There’s something going on today…I can’t seem to remember… Blue: Bo-bo bo. Stoner Steve: \…That’s right…Today’s the day for the musical…Thanks, Blue. I guess his “secret problem” was found out, 'cause he’s been replaced. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/28 "2001-09-06T15:01:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Spyderman \* > > **…and he won’t shut the FUCK UP!** > > Did you try the mute button? > > Change the channel? > > 🙂 > [sub]Okay, okay, I’m goin’, no need for pushing and shoving[/sub] \*\* How could I look my daughter in the eye and call myself a good daddy if I turned off her favourite show? Her big thing now is The Land Before Time series… someone… please… help… me… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/29 "2001-09-06T16:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > > Her big thing now is The Land Before Time series… > > someone… please… help… me… I told you the dinosaurs would get you. We can only get the boy to eat fish by telling him it’s _Diplodocus_ meat. ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/30 "2001-09-06T17:24:00Z")
\ Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!) Let the fun begin, it’s time to let down your hair! Pee-wee’s SO excited, 'cause all his friends have been invited (that’s you!) To go wacky, at Pee-wee’s Playhouse! Yup, it’s Captain Kangeroo on crack. ---
**Author:** ![abuse\_angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@abuse\_angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abuse_angel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/31 "2001-09-07T02:42:34Z")
ok, before i entered mommy-land, i thought the idea of a gay teletubbie was ridiculous… but come on! tinky-winky with his chuck berry male voice begging to get to wear the pink tutu and dance around? there’s something inherently _wrong_ with that. 😉 as to blue’s clues, i’m glad we don’t have cable. i don’t want to watch anybody but steve. it’d be like cheating. yes, in my heart and video tapes, steve is still the man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![abuse\_angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@abuse\_angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abuse_angel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/32 "2001-09-07T02:47:21Z")
someone hit me. i meant barry white, not chuck berry. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/33 "2001-09-07T03:07:14Z")
What’s wrong with the Land Before Time? I loved the movie when I was four, I love the movie now. :shrug: And Steve from Blue’s Clues would probably be cute with better clothes and some gel in his hair (ie, not trying to look like a five year old). I want a Thinking Chair just like Steve’s. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/34 "2001-09-07T04:25:55Z")
Any Canadopers remember Téléfrançais? Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais Allô, Bonjour, Salut! Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais Lisez, parlez avec nous! C’est formidable, exceptionnel, C’est excellent, sensationnel, C’est merveilleux, c’est magnifique, Téléfrançais, fantastique! Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais! _brrr_ I developed a lifelong desire to destroy pineapples by eating them that hasn’t left me to this day. ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/35 "2001-09-07T05:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\* > I guess his “secret problem” was found out, 'cause he’s been replaced. \*\* They are replacing Steve? Why? I liked him, He was entertaining. I don’t mind Blues Clue’s so much. What I mind is that I never get to see the end becuase the kids I watch it with have such short attention spans that they never want to finish it. Why back in my day, I could watch a movie all the way through and rewind it and watch it again! Whats wrong with kids these days? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/36 "2001-09-07T05:48:19Z")
Steve quit. He wanted to do something besides be Steve, Blue’s owner. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/37 "2001-09-07T05:59:34Z")
Just to be helpful, I’ll even post a link. 😃 [Blue’s Clues’ Steve turns in green striped shirt](http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/News/01/01/showbuzz/) I have no idea what **Spritle** is referring to. ---
**Author:** ![Servo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Servo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Servo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/38 "2001-09-07T14:30:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \* > And the one in the Toronto department store, with “Jodi” and “Jeff the Mannequin” who came to life every episode Today’s Special! That was set in Canada? [Huh. Now it all makes sense.] I remember watching that show all the time. But I don’t remember liking it all that much. [Maybe I was subconsciously attracted to Jeff. ::shudder::] The last part of the theme song went like: _Today’s Special Shouting loud and cleaaaaaaaaaaar. Today’s Special!_ Then: _“Today’s special is dried apricots”_ And then the whole show would be about dried apricots. They just don’t make shows like that any more. [sub]Thankfully.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/39 "2001-09-07T14:37:28Z")
Nothing can be as bad as _Bananas in Pajamas_, which, judging by the accents, must be an Australian import. It is an awful, mind-numbingly, bad show. Steve from _Blue’s Clue’s_ lives in my head, too, but in mine, he’s wearing a leather gag and getting fisted by Tinky-Winky. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-from-blues-clues-lives-in-my-head/79929/40 "2001-09-07T14:54:51Z")
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