# STEVE MUST DIE. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 22, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315 "2000-08-22T15:01:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/21 "2000-08-23T22:54:05Z")
Gayness is unusual and not of the norm(just like Steve) The gay folks I have to deal with at work and in public annoy me …just like Steve and stupid Canadians who think they are going to change the way I think by scolding me. This is the pit, let me flame! ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/22 "2000-08-23T23:00:12Z")
People are happy to let you flame around here, pkbites. They just don’t let you get away with being an asshole. “Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies.” ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/23 "2000-08-23T23:07:19Z")
And no politically correct sheep is going to rob me of that. MLEH:D ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/24 "2000-08-23T23:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lnix \* > \*\*My question is, how many times can one person (even toddler age) watch the _same fucking thing ? > My kid will watch the same movie over and over and over until he’s got the thing memorized. WTF?_ How about someone my age doing the same thing? I’ve watched some movies more than 20 times easily. To the point where my father groans when I even reach for the tape. Teens do this with music, too. It’s called [TRL](http://mtv.com/nav/intro_shows.html). ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/25 "2000-08-23T23:39:15Z")
I don’t mind the Blues Clues too much. I can think of worse on TV that my son could watch. Besides, I’ve got all the songs memorized, so if I want to distract Kidpony, all I gotta do is launch into a Blues Clues medley. Fuck that PB&J Otter bullshit. That Noodle Dance song is really annoying. Also, I know I’ll burn in Dante’s Ninth Circle of the Inferno for this, but two words for the entire Rugrats infestation. _Crib Death_ ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/26 "2000-08-24T00:05:22Z")
Oh, right. Someone who can’t even watch a TV show for preschoolers without worrying about whether it’s too “gay” is going to show us all a lot about courage and convictions. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/27 "2000-08-24T00:39:08Z")
What a strange person I become in the pit. I still say, turn off blues clues and turn on the ol ballgame!! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/28 "2000-08-24T16:48:58Z")
Oh yes, two year old are known for their love of ballgames… This, of course, is excluding the time my sons spent exploring, um, the inside of their underwear… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/29 "2000-08-25T00:43:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Wait until your ten-year-old puts a movie (or a single song!) on a continuous loop–that is scary. You mean you got to wait till yours was ten? Bowen’s two. Wanna guess how many times I had to watch _A Bug’s Life_ in just the last two days? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/30 "2000-08-25T01:05:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > > > \*\*Here’s the mail! It never fails! It makes me want to wag my tail! It makes me want to scream and wail! MAIL!! \*\* > > > > Shows what a good fan you are…geez! > > > > _Here’s the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail! When it comes I wanna wail…MAIL!!!_ \*\* > > [You are so right.](http://www.nickjr.com/playthings/sounds/mail.wav) \*\* Of course I am. ---
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315/31 "2000-08-25T23:16:30Z")
I watched Reservoir Dogs everyday for a month in 7th grade. I haven’t been the same since. I named by dog Quentina. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/steve-must-die/30315.md?page=1)