# Stevie Seegull, cook, SEAL, lawman? WTF? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 9, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stevie-seegull-cook-seal-lawman-wtf/524331 "2010-01-09T21:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stevie-seegull-cook-seal-lawman-wtf/524331/1 "2010-01-09T21:30:58Z")
'Ol 'powz is just waiting for the NFL to start, and there is a show on AMC, Will Sasso as Steven Segal as 1-Adam-12. Lawman? Is he wearing 2 layers of body armor, or is that his dojo? Is this real? When does he break someone’s neck, or do that slappy-shit to a mercenary hired by wealthy international actors? He looks like his Diabetes is putting up some ninja moves on him. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stevie-seegull-cook-seal-lawman-wtf/524331/2 "2010-01-09T21:40:36Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > He looks like his Diabetes is putting up some ninja moves on him. Few people are aware of this, but Steven Seagal participated in an eldritch ritual of forbidden sorcery sometime in 1995 or so that is slowly but surely transforming him into Jim Belushi. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stevie-seegull-cook-seal-lawman-wtf/524331/3 "2010-01-09T21:43:29Z")
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