# Stewardesses. longest word typed with left hand. what about right hand?

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**Created:** [October 12, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907 "2002-10-12T01:48:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![rostfrei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7bcc69/32.png) [@rostfrei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rostfrei)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/1 "2002-10-12T01:48:26Z")

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Once, I read that the word “Stewardesses” was the longest word that could be typed entirely with the left hand on a typewriter/keyboard. What is the longest word that can be typed with the right hand?

Eric

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**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/2 "2002-10-12T07:09:01Z")

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Tie between bibliophily and hypolimnion, depending on whether you type the “b” with your right hand or not. I don’t, but I’m not sure what hand you’re “supposed” to use.

BTW, sweaterdresses is longer than stewardesses for the left hand.

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**Author:** ![Kamelion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kamelion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamelion)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/3 "2002-10-12T13:29:13Z")

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I’ve never used my right hand for b, so hypolimnion it is.  
Typewriter is also supposed to be the longest one using the top row - I can’t remember the other two. Does anybody else know?

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/4 "2002-10-12T14:04:52Z")

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See Jeff Miller’s [Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia, Page 8](http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words8.html)

Left hand only (14 letters) : aftercataracts, tesseradecades, tetrastearates

Right hand only (14 characters including hyphens): Johnny-jump-up

Jeff lists words using a single row and a single finger too.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/5 "2002-10-12T18:49:19Z")

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I have no clue. When looking at stewedesses web pages I need my right hand.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/6 "2002-10-12T23:31:05Z")

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Getting close to Halloween, so watch out for the roaming werefolves and werestewardesses.

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/7 "2002-10-12T23:52:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kamelion \*  
> \*\*I’ve never used my right hand for b, so hypolimnion it is.  
> Typewriter is also supposed to be the longest one using the top row - I can’t remember the other two. Does anybody else know? \*\*

For the middle row, the longest word that I can come up with is **flasks**. Also, if we’re counting proper nouns, **Alaska**.

There are no words with just the bottom row, of course. For those two rows combined, the longest one that comes to mind is **bandanas**.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/8 "2002-10-13T02:30:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by bibliophage \*  
> \*\*See Jeff Miller’s [Collection of Word Oddities and Trivia, Page 8](http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words8.html)
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> Left hand only (14 letters) : aftercataracts, tesseradecades, tetrastearates
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> Right hand only (14 characters including hyphens): Johnny-jump-up
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> Jeff lists words using a single row and a single finger too. \*\*

Jeff has way, WAY **WAY** too much time on his hands…

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**Author:** ![jonpluc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jonpluc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonpluc)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stewardesses-longest-word-typed-with-left-hand-what-about-right-hand/131907/9 "2002-10-13T03:19:33Z")

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i can type any word with my right hand…its not that hard really 😛
