# STFU about the fucking Panda! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931 "2005-11-20T14:06:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/61 "2005-11-21T16:54:00Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Wow, a recommendation to switch caffiene intake, and a Ferris Beuller reference! what next, a reference to 1985 calling and wanting it’s originality back? > > As for 3) Hi Opal, that shit got tiring in 1999. Calling something lame because it’s from the eighties is _so_ nineties. I’m with you on the “3) Hi Opal” shit, though. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/62 "2005-11-21T18:10:56Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Wow, a recommendation to switch caffiene intake, and a Ferris Beuller reference! what next, a reference to 1985 calling and wanting it’s originality back? My bad, I didn’t realize I was supposed to be more original than someone swearing just because it’s the Pit and then someone else bitching about someone swearing just because it’s the Pit (and whining about the “Hi, Opal” shit at the same time). And it was 198_6_, thankyouverymuch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/63 "2005-11-21T20:05:41Z")
I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes watching the adorable little furball bumble around and chew on his toes. All together now: _awwwwwwww!_ We could cross a panda with a fuzzy bunny rabbit and create a weapon of mass destruction. The super-concentrated cuteness would make our enemies’ heads explode. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/64 "2005-11-21T20:09:02Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > No I’m not going to the zoo to stand in line and see the natural outcome of a couple of chinese bears screwing. You don’t have to stand in line. There’s a picnic area above the panda pens and you can see pretty much the entire enclosure from up there. If you’re not referring to the zoo in DC, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/65 "2005-11-21T20:46:57Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > We could cross a **panda** with a fuzzy **bunny** rabbit and create a weapon of mass destruction. The super-concentrated cuteness would make our enemies’ heads explode. Panda + Bunny= a Punny! Try the veal! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/66 "2005-11-21T20:52:20Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > [Just for Quicksilver](http://www.dreamkitty.com/tarepanda.html) \ :smack: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931/67 "2005-11-29T19:12:40Z")
Just when you thought the baby panda couldn’t bother you any more, **QuickSilver** , there’s [this](http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10252327/). Everyone, all together now: Awwwwwwwwwww!!! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-about-the-fucking-panda/331931.md?page=3)