# STFU all you prison bitches. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485 "2001-08-08T18:43:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/1 "2001-08-08T18:43:23Z")
Using my real name I become “The One-Eyed Ogre.” Using my screen name made into two words I become “Bung Boy.” The link can be found at [http://www.prisonbitchname.com](http://www.prisonbitchname.com) I think I prefer The One-Eyed Ogre better. 🙂 HUGS! Sqrl _No periods after URL’s. Sheesh, Sqrl, were you born yesterday? And how have you been, pal? - Coldfire_ 😉 [Edited by Coldfire on 08-08-2001 at 06:51 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/2 "2001-08-08T18:43:30Z")
WTF? Am I retarded, or does her post not show up? Wierd. . . Tripler I can’t be the first to post here. . . Simply can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/3 "2001-08-08T18:46:13Z")
that happened to me about a half hour ago in a different thread. Odd. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/4 "2001-08-08T18:47:43Z")
Hey! Stop bad mouthing Ogres! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/5 "2001-08-08T19:57:56Z")
I didn’t get a name - I got some web design company’s site. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/6 "2001-08-08T19:59:26Z")
Sqrl, goddamn, I’ve missed you! Ooh, real name is “Pillow Biter” and screenname is “Goo Gobbler.” I feel like the most popular girl in school. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/7 "2001-08-08T20:04:23Z")
Okay, this is freaky weird. Using IE, I get some web hosting and design firm. Using Netscape, I get the site I’m supposed to get. Real Name: Commie Girl Screen Name: Soap Jockey :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/8 "2001-08-08T20:14:02Z")
The link doesn’t work properly in IE or Netscape for me, but never fear: [http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html](http://members.iglou.com/lyons/bitchGen.html) Is this the same generator? If so, I will be Sugar Plum Fairy when the law catches up to me. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/9 "2001-08-08T20:23:20Z")
I Googled when **Sqrl** ’s link didn’t work, and got to **Waverly** ’s site. My real name turns up Gay Boy (interesting…) and my screenname Nipple Nibbler. **Loverboy** ’s are Hot Hole and Cum Guzzler, in case he wanted to know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/10 "2001-08-08T20:27:36Z")
Well, I am just plain old “Cock Sucker.” How dull and boring! I’ll havwe to submit some of my bio subjects’ names . . . ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/11 "2001-08-08T20:53:26Z")
Using my real name: Self-Toucher Is that supposed to be bad? ---
**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/12 "2001-08-08T20:54:45Z")
remove the extra dot from Sqrlcub’s url… [http://www.prisonbitchname.com](http://www.prisonbitchname.com) is the correct link. /Mangina (huh?) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/13 "2001-08-08T20:55:20Z")
Wacky, I tried the link after the page uploaded and it worked fine in internet explorer. Anyway, Waverly’s website gave me the same names. Coincidently my youngest sister came out as Donkey Schlong. Boy she will make mom proud. HUGS! Sqrl PS. I missed you too magdelene. I have been lurking a lot lately and having trouble getting the pages to load when I generally have time to get on since my job has changed. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/14 "2001-08-08T20:57:17Z")
PPS. Even wackier. I get that same design company now when I tried it earlier I didn’t get it. That is kind of spooky actually. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/15 "2001-08-08T21:04:59Z")
Real Name: **The Wanker** Screen Name: **Bruce** ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/16 "2001-08-08T21:29:54Z")
Real Name: The Alter Boy (alter? alter what?) Screen name: Fancy Pants ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/17 "2001-08-08T21:32:35Z")
Real Name-Shower Stalker Screen Name- Snaggle Tooth Tell me, does that webdesign buisiness’ domain name seem reminecent of that one SNL fake commercial about the international accounting firm that ended up with the very last domain name on the web? "we here at Merril, streebe, couter, and merril want you to remember us so we can help you. remember, that’s [http://www.ClownPenis.Net](http://www.ClownPenis.Net). [ClownPenis.net](http://ClownPenis.net) and M.S.C.M.; let us help you." ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/18 "2001-08-08T21:34:30Z")
Real name: **Whore** IRL nickname: **Cum Stain** Screen name: **Mangina** Tripler I thought I would have gotten at least a “Stool Pigeon” or two . . . ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/19 "2001-08-08T21:35:28Z")
well that was strange. i forgot to turn off autobind. don’t click it! there’s nothing there (thankfully). brrrrr… when i saw what happened, i was SOOO scared that i had accidentally posted a link to some random porn site. hehehheeh… phew. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/20 "2001-08-08T21:41:24Z")
Real Name: Hung-Like-A-Horse Board Name: Fist Fucker Hmmm, I probably won’t include either of those pieces of information on my resume… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485.md?page=2)