# STFU all you prison bitches. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485 "2001-08-08T18:43:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/21 "2001-08-08T21:50:41Z")
Dirtbox Demon for my real name. Glory Hole for my screen name. I’m not sure why, but I think I prefer the former. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/22 "2001-08-08T22:02:07Z")
Real Name = Sugar Pussy Screen Name = Nut Buster Its all true… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/23 "2001-08-08T23:54:16Z")
Butt Slammer just fixed yer Earl. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/24 "2001-08-09T01:33:15Z")
Real name : Tush Taster Username : The Beaver ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/25 "2001-08-09T01:58:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, I am just plain old “Cock Sucker.” > > How dull and boring! I’ll have to submit some of my bio subjects’ names . . . Just so you won’t fell slighted, Eve, I submitted the name Flora McFlimsy and it came up “Slick Dick.” Little Nemo aka Mayonaise Queen ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/26 "2001-08-09T02:04:00Z")
Fudge Packer. Mom will be so proud. ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/27 "2001-08-09T02:26:36Z")
Real Name:. Horse-hung Harry 😃 Screen Name:. Glory Hole 😕 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/28 "2001-08-09T02:27:26Z")
Real name: **Backroom Baller** Username: **Rump Ranger** My ex-wife is **Donkey Schlong** …which I fully intend to convey to her. Then I entered her current husband, and it came out as **Rump Ranger** –the same as my username. I find this damned peculiar… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/29 "2001-08-09T02:30:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Real name : Tush Taster > > Username : The Beaver \*\* Hmm . . . I figured you more for The Ferret. I’m shit-eater. My roommate will be so happy:) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/30 "2001-08-09T02:30:32Z")
Pillow Biter ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/31 "2001-08-09T04:16:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > \*\*Real name : Tush Taster > > > > Username : The Beaver \*\* > > Hmm . . . I figured you more for The Ferret. > > I’m shit-eater. My roommate will be so happy:) \*\* [hijack] And second on the list of Things I Don’t Need To Hear Right Now…but still very far behind You’ll Feel Better In Time… [sub]Just kidding punha.:)[/sub] [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/32 "2001-08-09T06:15:32Z")
Real name: Jizz Mouth Screen name: Squeeling Piglet ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/33 "2001-08-09T06:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by darian00 \* > \*\*Real Name:. Horse-hung Harry 😃 > \*\* Amazingly, this name turns up in one of Shakespeare’s early drafts of _Henry V_… 😉 Real name: Catcher’s Mitt Screen name: Boy Bitch Aw, those suck… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/34 "2001-08-09T06:44:55Z")
**MysterEcks** , i want to figure out the algorythm of bitchname generation! tell me these two things please, as you have the perfect comparison point. 1. did you enter you username as first: Myster last: Ecks or as one word? 2. if you are willing to tell, what is your ex’s current husband’s name? thank you in advance! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/35 "2001-08-09T07:03:13Z")
Personally, I dream of the day when Saddam “Honey Hole” Hussein and Slobodan “Man Hole” Milosevic are roommates. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/36 "2001-08-09T07:13:49Z")
Yup I am a prison bitch. My real name Is Froot Loop but in the cell they just call me Liberace! I love that link! ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/37 "2001-08-09T12:07:23Z")
Real name: **The Recepacle** Screen name: **Glory Hole** _ **snicker** _ My husbands name came up **Limp Dick** …he was NOT amused 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/38 "2001-08-09T13:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by mouthbreather_ > > Hung-Like-A-Horse Me too. Maybe we should start a club? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/39 "2001-08-09T13:32:35Z")
Real name: Turd Burglar Screen name: Jizz Mouth Ex-husband (who’s actually in prison): Wish Bone 😕 Current husband: Skankster (they may be onto something) Robin ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485/40 "2001-08-09T15:03:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by mouthbreather_ > > > > Hung-Like-A-Horse > > Me too. Maybe we should start a club? \*\* I’ll get to work on the iron-on transfers. I’ll leave up to you to work on the top-secret handshake. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stfu-all-you-prison-bitches/75485.md?page=3)