# Stick pretzyls are better than the twisty kind

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stick-pretzyls-are-better-than-the-twisty-kind/341725>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 26, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stick-pretzyls-are-better-than-the-twisty-kind/341725 "2006-01-26T18:04:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stick-pretzyls-are-better-than-the-twisty-kind/341725/21 "2006-01-27T14:43:29Z")

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nobody’s mentioned the nuggets.

it’s quite obvious that you are ALL missing the boat.

repent!  
go out now and procure yourself a bag of sourdough nuggets!  
if they had extra salt ones, i’d tell you to buy those.

come back as converts

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stick-pretzyls-are-better-than-the-twisty-kind/341725/22 "2006-01-27T16:49:50Z")

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Pretzels that aren’t pretzel-shaped? It just doesn’t seem right somehow.

Now, I loves me some donuts that aren’t donut-shaped.

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stick-pretzyls-are-better-than-the-twisty-kind/341725/23 "2006-01-27T16:56:35Z")

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> [@Hokkaido Brit](#):
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> I like the long thin sticks that you start at one end with, and feed through your chopping teeth like a little log in a saw mill - chakkachakkachakkachakkachakkachakka munch.

ha HA! That’s exactly how I eat them! I like to pretend I am a godzilla-sized, maniacal woodchuck, devouring giant redwoods.

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