# Stickers etc. I would put on my car if I were the kind of guy who put stickers etc. on his car **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965 "2011-06-01T15:24:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/41 "2011-06-02T22:01:25Z")
Around here, I’d like one that says “The South _ **Lost** _- get over it!” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/42 "2011-06-02T22:13:52Z")
I went to Purdue University in the 70s. I suspect this particular sticker was cobbled together from two, but I always wanted it: **Undue Perversity** ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/43 "2011-06-03T02:36:51Z")
[Reunite Gondwanaland](http://storage1.colony1.net/8195/Product_Photos/reunitegond_bsticker.jpg). A cause I can get behind. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/44 "2011-06-03T03:10:48Z")
Stickers for the following organizations: Amnesty International ACLU NOW Sierra Club NRA Just to fuck with people. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/45 "2011-06-03T03:14:41Z")
WARNING: I Brake For Tailgaters ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/46 "2011-06-03T03:56:58Z")
> [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](#): > > I don’t know how prevalent they are in your area, but around here a lot of people have these oval European-country-style stickers that reference beach resorts: CC for Cape Cod, OBXfor the Outer Banks, scuse me, Banx, OC for Ocean City, HH for Hilton Head, BI for bisexuality, I mean Block Island. My dad made one of these that said “RTH”. Took me the better part of a year to figure out what it was supposed to say. My girlfriend wants to make up a bunch of bumper-stickers with a bunch of totally, uncontroversial phrases on them. “Sometimes, people are sad”, “flowers smell nice” etc. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/47 "2011-06-03T04:55:06Z")
> [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](#): > > Also, you know those cartoony stick-figurey pictures people often put on their rear windows–one for each member of the family, often including the cats and dogs? So when you’re behind a minivan you can say, “Ah, this family evidently consists of a mom, a dad, two daughters, one son, a dog, and a cat?” And then wonder how many of them will actually be inside if and when you pass them? (The answer seems to most often be “not many.” But YMMV.) I think I would go for one of the best parodies of that “stick-figurey” trend [http://www.sheldoncomics.com/store/images/store\_big\_GLOR.gif](http://www.sheldoncomics.com/store/images/store_big_GLOR.gif) Our Family… Tim, Susan, Jimmy… Glornak the Destroyer. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/48 "2011-06-03T05:36:57Z")
“My other sticker is a political one.” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/49 "2011-06-03T13:13:31Z")
> [@Queen\_Bruin](#): > > Stickers for the following organizations: > > Amnesty International > ACLU > NOW > Sierra Club > NRA > > Just to fuck with people. Took me a minute to understand your point, as I support these organizations.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/50 "2011-06-03T13:43:42Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I’d get the one George Carlin suggested: > > We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient enough that he doesn’t need us to celebrate his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car. Or another George Carlin classic: I found Jesus! He’s in my trunk Combine that with one of those gag fake hands that hang out of your trunk or door, and you’ve got a winner. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/51 "2011-06-03T13:46:29Z")
To frighten other drivers: [ul] [li]I DRIVE BETTER DRUNK[/li] [li]DEAD BABY ON BOARD[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/52 "2011-06-03T13:47:43Z")
“Put the Phone Down and Drive.” in Arabic. ---
**Author:** ![surrounded\_by\_literalists](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@surrounded\_by\_literalists](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/surrounded_by_literalists)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/53 "2011-06-03T14:12:39Z")
My favorites: Silly boy…Trucks are for girls! 0 to bitchy in 3.5 seconds. You driving would be much safer for the rest of us with that phone up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/54 "2011-06-03T14:21:47Z")
I’ve had a Darwin fish emblem on 3 of my vehicles. All of them were forcibly removed, causing damage to the cars. Presumably by irate Christians. I’ve never seen any atheists tearing off Jesus fish emblems, have you? ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/55 "2011-06-03T15:34:07Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I have an [ATMOS](http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/ATMOS) sticker - probably the most obscure geeky sticker possible. i want! i want! WHERE did you find one? \*\*that \*\*i wouuld put on my car. 😃 i would also have \*‘keep honking. i’m reloading.’ \* laughed so hard when i saw that on a car once i nearly drove myself off the road. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/56 "2011-06-03T16:07:54Z")
I find my “Miskatonic University” sticker to be an elegant sufficiency, but am considering an EOD window decal. The other day I saw a jacked up F-250 with the extended box, big mirrors, the whole macho package. It had a Harley Davidson decal across the entire back window, but what really made it for me was the sticker on the tail gate: “I’m the bitch who fell off”. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/57 "2011-06-03T17:53:54Z")
I want to get one that says “What would Buddha do?” But I don’t see it going over well on Sunday mornings parking that in my church parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/58 "2011-06-03T18:54:33Z")
Not a bumper sticker guy, but I’ve always liked the “Cthulhu for President—Why Vote for A Lesser Evil?” and “My Other Body is a Lich” stickers. The turning blue bumper sticker is kinda neat. I’d never heard of it until reading about it here. Edit: Just saw 3trew’s post. Love the Harley rider reference. She’d probably laugh at my college friend’s bumper sticker on his redneck cadillac: “My Other Toy Has Tits.” ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/59 "2011-06-03T19:03:45Z")
I want one on the front bumper, in reverse letters, saying “Get The Fuck Out Of The Way”. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/60 "2011-06-03T19:06:04Z")
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