# Stickers etc. I would put on my car if I were the kind of guy who put stickers etc. on his car **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965 "2011-06-01T15:24:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/61 "2011-06-03T19:08:12Z")
“HONK If you’ve never seen a gun fired from a vehicle.” “If you can read this YOU’RE IN RANGE” Heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/62 "2011-06-04T00:13:08Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > I’ve had a Darwin fish emblem on 3 of my vehicles. All of them were forcibly removed, causing damage to the cars. Presumably by irate Christians. > > I’ve never seen any atheists tearing off Jesus fish emblems, have you? Yes: Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you? Elaine: Yeah, that’s right! [Makes devil horns with her fingers and growls] > **[The Burning](http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheBurning.html)** > > Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld? Read the full scritpt of The Burning. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes ---
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/63 "2011-06-04T00:59:48Z")
I’d want “Stupid Yellow Sign on Board”. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/64 "2011-06-04T01:15:32Z")
I recently saw the one I want in a pit thread about JW’s and other doorbell ringers. Someone linked to a sign to discourage them sold at Amazon and under other recommendations was a T-Rex silhouette eating a Jesus fish. That’s the one I want. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/65 "2011-06-04T01:21:52Z")
Dyslexics of the World - UNTIE One that my Escort wore for several years (bought at the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel gift shop 20 years ago-I keep looking for another one): Hug Your Kids at Home Belt Them in the Car! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/66 "2011-06-04T01:39:14Z")
[Ski Michigan](http://www.cafepress.ca/+the_ski_michigan_shop_sticker_rectangular,78210117) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/67 "2011-06-04T01:52:11Z")
Three branches of Government: Financial Petrochemical Pharmacuetical [Northern Sun](http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/Three-Branches-Bumper-Sticker-%287269%29.html) ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/68 "2011-06-04T02:37:53Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > The other day I saw a jacked up F-250 with the extended box, big mirrors, the whole macho package. It had a Harley Davidson decal across the entire back window, but what really made it for me was the sticker on the tail gate: “I’m the bitch who fell off”. No Truck Nutz? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/69 "2011-06-04T02:39:11Z")
> [@MacCat](#): > > No Truck Nutz? She cut them off. ---
**Author:** ![magic\_moon\_glow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@magic\_moon\_glow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magic_moon_glow)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/70 "2011-06-04T04:50:10Z")
Mahaloth sure must have a BIG car. And the folks behind him are gonna have get real CLOSE to read all that. I like mine short, with a twist of humor and a strong jab at the emperors bare behind. Like this… [http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/stickers-ss2.html#54](http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/stickers-ss2.html#54) The folks who might take offense probably don’t know what the Dark Ages were. The Enlightened types who understand history will chuckle. And it can be read easily from 20 feet away.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![loshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@loshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loshan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/71 "2011-06-04T05:22:37Z")
I’ve always wanted Jesus fish with open mouths…getting smaller and smaller all the way across the car. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![loshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce73a5/32.png) [@loshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loshan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/72 "2011-06-04T05:24:25Z")
…but I really like the “What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about” one from **magic moon glow** ’s link. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/73 "2011-06-04T05:31:35Z")
I once saw a scary truck absolutely plastered in pro-gun bumper stickers along with a charming one proudly proclaiming the driver to be a “Vaginatarian.” He really should have slapped a “My child is an honor student at …” sticker on there too, just to mess with people. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/74 "2011-06-04T05:43:32Z")
Adopted, no doubt. I saw [this](http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/i_believe_star_trek_jesus_fish.php) today. It made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965/75 "2011-06-04T06:14:49Z")
I got this [http://cgi.ebay.com/HELLO-KITTY-AK-47-GUN-RIFLE-DECAL-WINDOW-STICKER-CAR-/320563403314?pt=LH\_DefaultDomain\_0&var=&hash=item76bed2e2e2](http://cgi.ebay.com/HELLO-KITTY-AK-47-GUN-RIFLE-DECAL-WINDOW-STICKER-CAR-/320563403314?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item76bed2e2e2) sticker for my truck but haven’t put it up yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stickers-etc-i-would-put-on-my-car-if-i-were-the-kind-of-guy-who-put-stickers-etc-on-his-car/583965.md?page=3)