# Still as Tipsy as a Drunken Mule **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331 "2003-06-21T01:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/1 "2003-06-21T01:39:51Z")
Just like in[this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=185760) thread, the good ole monkey is drinking again. Yet, the experiment failed on my last attempt! Oh yeah, what was the experiment? For those to lazy to click over, its like this: There are members of the SDMB who are serious to know what its like to be drunk, but not so curious as to spend 40 bucks to find out. In our self appointed quest to fight ignorance of all kinds, I volunteered to get drunk and post the results on this message board. I got drunk and vomited. I can see I’m going to need help on this one, so I implore other members of the SDMB to join in and enjoy er --Research along alongside the Great MonkeyMule 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/2 "2003-06-21T03:21:42Z")
OK, **MonkeyMule** , it’s two hours now. You mean to tell us you’re _still_ not drunk? Either you have an incredible tolerance for alcohol, or you’re just not drinking fast enough! 🙂 [sub]Duke, who’s currently trying his own drinking experiment[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/3 "2003-06-21T03:36:08Z")
Well, I’ve cleared out about 1 1/2 bottles of red wine since this afternoon, and not much has happened\* \*except a rousing go with my husband and pictures of me in my ren faire bodice resulting in some nice cleavage shots (hey! I can swim in between those!) and pizza for dinner. Yeah. Good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/4 "2003-06-21T03:53:43Z")
Ah, yes! My ol’ drunken monkey friend! :: rubs hands :: Let the haranguing ensue. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/5 "2003-06-21T05:39:35Z")
Still awake, **MonkeyMule**? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/6 "2003-06-21T05:48:14Z")
Damn momkeys can’t handle their lickah. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/7 "2003-06-21T05:49:37Z")
momkeys is not a word. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/8 "2003-06-21T06:01:54Z")
40 bucks? _ **FORTY BUCKS!?!?** _ Tell you what, next time give me the 40 bucks, and we’ll both get drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/9 "2003-06-21T06:07:05Z")
The following will be typed mostly w/o corrections, just so ya know… I went out tonight & got drunk… Wnt out with my friend and her boyfriuend to Mahnhattan & got some vodka & cannberruiws. Three or four. I’m a cheap deate. apparently.I ownr them a crapload of money though… Him, actually, as he paid for all my drinsk. Gonna re-pay it next weekend when I got see her at her bartending job. And I won’t drink as much, I think. I can’t ddrink like I used to, being almosr 25, now. 😉 Speaking odf, I fucking flirted with a 17 year old on the cab ride hom! I mean, I didn’t know h was 17 when I was flrting with him, but when he tolf me, I was chagrined. Not good. oh well, I stopped when he toldme his age. And that’s thw story of my night, and boy am I gonna feel like an ass when I see this tomeooorow./ It’ll be a deterrent. G’night as…//. “All”, I mean. G’night all. ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/10 "2003-06-21T06:13:04Z")
I think **Cosmo** wins. But that’s just because I won’t be around a computer tomorrow night. Ensenada here I come! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/11 "2003-06-21T06:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*Damn momkeys can’t handle their lickah. \*\* > [@](#): > > momkeys is not a word . Neither is **lickah** , but I can handle that…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/12 "2003-06-21T06:28:19Z")
[Small Hijack] When I was in radio back in the 70’s I used to get drunk on the air (1 ounce of booze every 30 minutes, I think it was) to point out the hazards of drunk driving and how short a time it took to get plastered. We had a cop in the studio to do a breathalizer on me and we’d report the results to the audience. Well, don’t look at **me** like that! I did it as a public service! 😃 Sure was fun though. 😉 [/small hijack] Q ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/13 "2003-06-21T08:01:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \* > **When I was in radio back in the 70’s I used to get drunk on the air (1 ounce of booze every 30 minutes, I think it was) to point out the hazards of drunk driving and how short a time it took to get plastered. We had a cop in the studio to do a breathalizer on me and we’d report the results to the audience.** Johnny Fever??? Is that YOU??? [sub]I hope I’m not the only one who remembers that episode.[/sub] - Jackelope, who’s had a few tonight himself, but is nowhere near loaded enough to start a thread about it. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/14 "2003-06-21T08:18:30Z")
Hang on **Jackelope** …how can it be _tonight_ for you in Memphis and _tonight_ for me in Melbourne at the same time?? At least ONE of us doesn’t know what day it is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/15 "2003-06-21T08:22:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\*Hang on **Jackelope** …how can it be _tonight_ for you in Memphis and _tonight_ for me in Melbourne at the same time?? > > At least ONE of us doesn’t know what day it is. 😃 \*\* Probably because it’ll be before a couple of hours or so before dawn in Memphis, **kambuckta**. That’s still part of the night, in theory. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/16 "2003-06-21T08:23:34Z")
Just to add – when you’re plastered, who cares anyway? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/17 "2003-06-21T09:25:17Z")
Ahhh, **Icey**. The voice of _reason_ in the alcoholic haze that permeates this board on Saturday ‘nights’…it’s you folk who live in the _non-normal_ time zones who are able to enlighten the rest of us!! However, back to drunken rants… 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/18 "2003-06-21T09:36:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\*Ahhh, **Icey**. The voice of _reason_ in the alcoholic haze that permeates this board on Saturday ‘nights’ … \*\* Excuse me a moment … MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Only because, dear **kambuckta** , I usually chose a _Sunday_ when I want to get blot, not a Saturday. 😃 😃 😃 Okay, back to th’ abnormal programme … 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/19 "2003-06-21T09:41:00Z")
In other words, you’re shit-faced like me tonight…right? This could make for some very interesting conversations. So, how are YOU doing Icey??.. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331/20 "2003-06-21T09:48:59Z")
Heh. Ask me that in about 24 hours time, cousin. I’ll laugh even more manaically then. 😃 You’ve been partaking tonight, along with th’ locals around here? Dang, your sense o’ timing’s better than mine, cuz. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-as-tipsy-as-a-drunken-mule/183331.md?page=2)