# Still no orgasm. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456 "2001-01-11T03:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/1 "2001-01-11T03:07:54Z")
It went on and on… over and over for at least 30 minutes! I lost track of the time as it took over my every thought!!! There was no getting away from the torment of it! I could speak, couldnt move except to clumsily jerk & spasm!! And no orgasm! There people who say that its as good as sex are full of crap. There is no WAY you can tell me now that hiccups are mini orgasms. . . . . . OH. Its a sneeze that is like that. I see. Well, shit. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/2 "2001-01-11T03:11:56Z")
I once sneezed in the middle of a (solo) orgasm. I refer to that incident as the “Moon Shot.” ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/3 "2001-01-11T03:13:43Z")
Where is the pepper when you need it? ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/4 "2001-01-11T03:24:37Z")
I sneeze frequently at the onset of horniness ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/5 "2001-01-11T03:39:14Z")
Battery-operated pepper mills applied in appropriate portions should surely provide you some relief… quick relief at that. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/6 "2001-01-11T03:47:41Z")
I’m a guy. I doubt it word work the same for a female. My “Moon Shot” refers directly to the muzzle velocity of my …errm, projectile (On clear nights you can still see it orbiting.) ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/7 "2001-01-11T03:49:52Z")
Thank God I was alone. Otherwise I might have blown the top of my partner’s skull out. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/8 "2001-01-11T04:56:17Z")
If you sneezed, burped, yawned, farted, coughed, hiccupped, and orgasmed at the same time, would you explode? ---
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/9 "2001-01-11T06:21:09Z")
OK, it’s a horrible old joke, but I can’t resist . . . Bob: My wife is having a terrible time lately. Every time she sneezes, she has an orgasm. Joe: Wow. What’s she taking for it? Bob: Pepper ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/10 "2001-01-11T07:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*If you sneezed, burped, yawned, farted, coughed, hiccupped, and orgasmed at the same time, would you explode? \*\* No, you would implode. ---
**Author:** ![bluecrayola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@bluecrayola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecrayola)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/11 "2001-01-11T13:51:40Z")
I have had multiple “internal” orgasms consuming this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/12 "2001-01-11T21:41:32Z")
Why do I think there has to be some way to link this with the “sneezing down my shirt” movement? ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/13 "2001-01-11T22:10:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*If you sneezed, burped, yawned, farted, coughed, hiccupped, and orgasmed at the same time, would you explode? \*\* Twice I’ve coughed, burped, and sneezed at the same time… It was a somewhat unpleasant but rather interesting sensation. ---
**Author:** ![S-Terry\_Dan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@S-Terry\_Dan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S-Terry_Dan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/14 "2001-01-12T02:59:24Z")
My understanding has always been that if you belch, fart, sneeze, and orgasm at the same time, your girlfriend will kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/15 "2001-01-12T03:07:24Z")
My girlfriend fakes her sneezes. Should I be concerned? ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/16 "2001-01-12T04:18:10Z")
**JBirdman12** :Nah, just lie back and enjoy it. If you can’t tell the diff, does it matter? 🙂 **S-Terry Dan** : I’ve farted (sbd’d, no less) and orgasmed at the same time. Nearly caused a divorce. As a girlfriend can just walk out on you, it’s not something I’d recommend if you want to continue the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/17 "2001-01-12T05:37:46Z")
And here I expected another g-spot thread. I am disappointed Kelli . 😃 Hello Krispy, how have you been ? ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/18 "2001-01-12T07:44:46Z")
(No, no, that’s not what I mean; wait for it…) Well, it wasn’t quite a **moon shot** , but, like, it had been a **long session** , okay? And so I was quite **tense** and **excited** , right? Ya see? And, well… she finished me up manually, okay, and, uhh… Well, the **result** , as it were, ended up across the room and in a bowl of fudge. Most of it was salvageable. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-no-orgasm/49456/19 "2001-01-12T08:37:09Z")
The fudge, I mean.