# Still Wondering About Snowblowing...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [January 21, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468 "2000-01-21T21:21:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/1 "2000-01-21T21:21:00Z")

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The movie Stepmom mentions snowblowing as a sexual activity, what the heck is it? A friend and I thought it had something to do with fellatio and using mints like Altoids, any thoughts?

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Does the noise in my head bother you?

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### Author: ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/2 "2000-01-21T21:25:00Z")

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That would explain all of the icicles.

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### Author: ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/3 "2000-01-21T21:29:00Z")

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well, as far as I know, it’s the punchline to the joke, “Why was the snowman happy?”

my purity score is too high for me to be of any further help 🙂

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### Author: ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/4 "2000-01-21T21:47:00Z")

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You sure the reference wasn’t to snow **balling**? That’s a term that I’ve, ahem, maybe vaguely heard of somewhere.

(No, Honey, I know nothing about weird sexual practices, really…)

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### Author: ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/5 "2000-01-21T21:52:00Z")

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Damn, you’re impatient, kid. Apparently you have a date tonight.

I answered your question in the [thread in which you asked this question.](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/005121.html)

> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Alphagene:  
> **Well, snow** balling\*\* is the process of spitting the semen from a guy ya just blew into the mouth of said guy. IIRC.  
> \*\*

Hope I made your day.

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Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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### Author: ![Yarster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7c8e57/32.png) [@Yarster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yarster)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/6 "2000-01-21T21:54:00Z")

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O.k. I’ll corrupt the thread:

Snowblowing: Your guess is right…at least I’ve heard the act of getting a blowjob while the provider has an altoid or listerine like substance in their mouth (careful of that lasting burn sensation on the urethra though)

Snowballing: (as described in the movie ‘Clerks’) would be the act of cumming in someone’s mouth, then having them kiss you and depositing some or all of it in your own mouth. Needless to say, I’m not planning on trying that one.

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### Author: ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/7 "2000-01-21T21:58:00Z")

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Huh. Whaddyaknow. There **is** a difference. Well felch me gently with a chainsaw…

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Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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### Author: ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/8 "2000-01-21T22:25:00Z")

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Thanks Yarster. 🙂

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Does the noise in my head bother you?

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### Author: ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/9 "2000-01-21T22:29:00Z")

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Wouldn’t a Shop-Vac work better than a chainsaw ?

(Duck and run)

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/10 "2000-01-24T04:56:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Wouldn’t a Shop-Vac work better than a chainsaw ?

## Only if were one of the “Tim Allen” type industrial vacs powered by a 12hp 2cylinder dual overhead cam Honda engine.

**FixedBack**

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### Author: ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2000, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/still-wondering-about-snowblowing/6468/11 "2000-01-24T08:02:00Z")

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Hmm, anytime I’ve ever heard it, snow **blowing** “would be the act of cumming in someone’s mouth, then having them kiss you and depositing some or all of it in your own mouth.”

I’ve never heard “snowballing” except in Clerks.

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I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
