# Stock photos (lame rant)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 21, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005 "2005-11-21T00:57:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/61 "2005-11-22T21:51:41Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Rowr!

Hands off, motherfucker. She’s mine.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/62 "2005-11-22T22:06:10Z")

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Yup, **Miller** pretty much nailed it with that description.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/63 "2005-11-22T22:07:15Z")

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I mean the description of the stock photo issue, not the MILF-to-be scenario. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILF-to-bes.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/64 "2005-11-22T22:32:19Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> I mean the description of the stock photo issue, not the MILF-to-be scenario. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILF-to-bes.

Get it fucking straight, you NUMB NUTTED LOSER SKWIRL!!!

It’s M-to-beILF

Fuckin loserman can’t find a picture of that I’d bet, loserman.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/65 "2005-11-22T22:49:00Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Get it fucking straight, you NUMB NUTTED LOSER SKWIRL!!!
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> It’s M-to-beILF
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> Fuckin loserman can’t find a picture of that I’d bet, loserman.

Depends. Does Katie Holmes count?

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/66 "2005-11-23T04:28:52Z")

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Well, I…ah…I’m not sure what to say. I still don’t know anything about stock photography, but I’m becoming aware that **Boo Boo Foo** may very well be insane.

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**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/67 "2005-11-23T06:13:38Z")

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Yeah, well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-photos-lame-rant/332005/68 "2005-11-23T18:37:41Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Get it fucking straight, you NUMB NUTTED LOSER SKWIRL!!!
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> It’s M-to-beILF
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> Fuckin loserman can’t find a picture of that I’d bet, loserman.

I’m going to update this to m-2-b-ilf. I think I have that right…you know, with all the vomiting I do and such. 😉

Why am I picturing Ogren slowly backing away from this thread? Then again, I think we all are.

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