# Stocking stuffers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stocking-stuffers/824405>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stocking-stuffers/824405 "2018-11-12T13:50:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stocking-stuffers/824405/21 "2018-11-15T01:12:39Z")

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When I was in college, my stocking always had  
A carton of smokes  
A fifth of Jack Daniels  
Toothpaste  
Pez  
A few pairs of socks  
A Playboy magazine

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stocking-stuffers/824405/22 "2018-11-15T03:42:23Z")

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A severed foot is the _ultimate_ stocking stuffer.

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