# Stoid, I'm calling you to the mat. Or, suck my dick. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 16, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299 "2001-03-16T22:16:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/21 "2001-03-17T10:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\ ***Tranquillis** > [Arkansas law seems to say public place](http://laws.lp.findlaw.com/getcase/US/474/1070.html) > > action was inside an individual hotel room, not a public place. \*\* Your link quotes only a small portion of the law. ‘Findlaw’ defines indecent exposure as " the exposing of one’s private body parts (as the genitals) either recklessly or intentionally and under circumstances likely to cause offense or affront " which is crime, although a misdemeanor, in most states. Anybody have a link to Arkansas Stat. Ann. 41-1812 (1977) so we can see the whole text of the law? [sub]I’m not net-savvy[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/22 "2001-03-17T11:11:18Z")
I got as far as [here](http://www.arkleg.state.ar.us/newsdcode/lpext.dll?f=templates&fn=main-h.htm&2.0) but it seems to hang up there. [sub]lowsy arkansas servers[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/23 "2001-03-17T15:12:19Z")
Traveling businessmen routinely hold meetings and conduct business in their hotel rooms, especially in suites where the sleeping quarters are separate from the living areas. In these cases, the law would undoubtedly treat the hotel suite as the equivalent of a private OFFICE. However, my point in starting this thread was not to argue whether Paula Jones WAS truly a victim of sexual harrassment. That is another debate. What bugs me are her assertations that IF a woman’s boss pulls out his dick and requests a blowjob, this is NOT harrassment because no trauma should be suffered. That women should chalk it up to “men being men” and shrug it off. That women who WOULD BE traumatized are the equivalent of Aunt Pittypat swooning. Bullshit. In another memorable pit thread, Stoid called another poster out because he was insensitive to the trauma she suffered when anesthesia didn’t work properly. She attacked him voraciously for being insensitive to her very real trauma. And I backed her up. Because whether or not HE felt she should be traumatized was NOT THE FREAKING POINT. The point is that she clearly WAS traumatized and we, as civil members of a community, should be sensitive to that. Stoid, your boss “wagging his wee-wee” may indeed be no big deal to you. But how DARE you claim that other women must follow suit or be classified as dramatic and wimpy. Practice what you scream. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/24 "2001-03-17T15:33:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PunditLisa \* > \*\*In another memorable pit thread, Stoid called another poster out because he was insensitive to the trauma she suffered when anesthesia didn’t work properly. She attacked him voraciously for being insensitive to her very real trauma. And I backed her up. Because whether or not HE felt she should be traumatized was NOT THE FREAKING POINT. The point is that she clearly WAS traumatized and we, as civil members of a community, should be sensitive to that. > > Stoid, your boss “wagging his wee-wee” may indeed be no big deal to you. But how DARE you claim that other women must follow suit or be classified as dramatic and wimpy. > > Practice what you scream. \*\* **PunditLisa** is refering to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62549). And I couldn’t sgree more. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/25 "2001-03-17T16:20:22Z")
Were the Paula Jones allegations isolated, I might be more inclined to dismiss them as negligible, as far as sexual harassment goes. (Although I find wring’s “we have to look at Arkansas law to see if Clinton is really Jones’s employer” assertion positively … Clintonian. Would a state employee feel _the governor of the fucking state_ was in a position of authority over her? Give me a break.) It’s less easily dismissed for many thinking individuals, however, when viewed in light of the allegations by [Kathleen Willey](http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/03/15/clinton.willey.pm/) and [Juanita Broaddrick](http://freeweb.pdq.net/danno/dattran.htm). Now, of these four people, which of them is a proven liar? ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/26 "2001-03-17T16:39:03Z")
…Into a ‘Clinton: Harrasser, Flasher, or just Crude Jerk’ discusion. I’m outta this one. **Stoid** has been sufficiently flamed. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/27 "2001-03-17T19:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _from the OP:_ > Let me see how quickly Stoid can back-pedal on this one: I’m waiting too! And the term “back-pedal” is _so_ Stoid! 🙂 Thanks Lisa, for this thread. I was appalled at her attitude on the Clinton thread, and wanted to say what you have said here. Only you have done it far better than I ever could. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/28 "2001-03-17T19:58:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, Punditlisa, how about you cool off and make your points in a manner that is acceptable to > GD? Cuz I don’t “do” the pit when it’s about me any more. > > ``` > I'm here to enjoy myself, not be publicly eviscerated for the fun of it by my fellow dopers. > Strangely enough, I don’t find that fun. > > So I don't know what you wanted to say, and if the only place you are capable of saying it is in > the Pit, I really don't care. > > What you think of me is none of my business, just as what I think of you and the rest of the pit > flaming crew is none of yours, and I plan to keep it that way. > > ``` Apparently, Stoid doesn’t “do the Pit.” Funny how she has no problem drawing other people in here. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/29 "2001-03-17T20:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Funny how she has no problem drawing other people in here. [Exactly.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62549) And she started that thread about 11 days ago. I guess her “no pit” policy is pretty new, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/30 "2001-03-17T20:45:14Z")
Well, **Stoid** sure was happy to set up a Love Shack around this here Pit when it served her own purposes and she got to attack someone ELSE who dared oppose her, and she felt attacked ( see cite listed above ). Please. You wanna crack your knuckles, then you have to listen to the rest of us when we do. Since this IS the Pit, I get to say this: You are one fucking cowardly excuse for a woman. You wave your victim me, poor poor victim me flag WHEN IT SUITS YOU. Otherwise, the rest of us can go fuck off? Especially the Men, who are apparently incapable of controlling the seeming urge to expose their genitalia every time a woman is within a thousand yards? I’ve no respect for you and your beliefs. I still think it’s awful that you are indeed a victim of assault, but holy shit. Take some Balance Pills, or leave us the fuck alone and start your own private \*\* I Hate All Fucking Men And I Want You All To Agree Or You Suck\*\* homepage okay? This is a community of people with incredibly diverse points of view. The common bond? \*\* RESPECT\*\*. Show it or blow. ( Pardon the near-perfect pun 😃 ). Duck Duck Goose, how’d I do? Sincerely in distress, Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/31 "2001-03-17T20:47:10Z")
And, by the by, I’ve always had this sig line. Isn’t this just the MOST DELICIOUS thread in which to apply it? I needed to say that. 😉 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/32 "2001-03-17T20:57:21Z")
She makes me ashamed to admit I’m a liberal. And then she goes on to say she was glad when the sexual harassment was used as a block against Clarence Thomas, and that she’d be happy to see this happen to Bush. She’s got the MODS telling her she’s out of line as far as hypocrisy goes…etc etc… And yet, she won’t come to defend herself, because, “I don’t do the Pit.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/33 "2001-03-17T21:29:35Z")
> [@](#): > > And the term “back-pedal” is so Stoid! stoiding: To say something inflammatory,become defensive when called on it, back-pedal and claim you were _misunderstood_,then say “I’m outta here” on the notion that the discussion is sooo beneath you. Oooh, I’m so bitchy today. Someone hand me a beer before I get a reputation. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/34 "2001-03-17T22:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Oooh, I’m so bitchy today. Someone hand me a beer before I get a reputation. Oooh…may I PLEASE use this as a sig? ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/35 "2001-03-18T01:17:54Z")
Anyone naive enough to think she doesn’t read this? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/36 "2001-03-18T01:35:43Z")
Of course she’s reading it. But she’s not posting. Of course, perhaps she can’t defend herself, since we speak the truth? GOd, that was fucking catty. Meow! ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/37 "2001-03-18T02:38:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Cartoonverse:_ > You are one fucking cowardly excuse for a woman. In the past, I have used the term “gutless” _many_ times to describe her behavior. But your way of expressing it amounts to the same. She’s being pretty predictable now as well. > [@](#): > > _originally posted by PunditLisa:_ > stoiding: To say something inflammatory,become defensive when called on it, back-pedal and claim you were misunderstood,then say “I’m outta here” on the notion that the discussion is sooo beneath you. 😃 Yep! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/38 "2001-03-18T13:08:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Oooh…may I PLEASE use this as a sig? Since I once STOLE one of Wally’s lines (MHRIP)for my sig\* I suppose I’ll let you have that one for free. \*76.5% of all statistics are made up.\<—Wally plagiarized sig line. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/39 "2001-03-18T22:53:19Z")
FTR, Stoid posted in the “Renee Zellwiger” thread here in the Pit, so apparently she DOES “do the Pit.” Whatever. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299/40 "2001-03-19T03:04:38Z")
I read her post to say that she “does” the Pit, but not in threads whose purpose is to attack her. I’m sure she’s not even reading this - are you, Stoid? :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stoid-im-calling-you-to-the-mat-or-suck-my-dick/58299.md?page=3)