# Stomp the Chihuahua

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680 "1999-12-06T16:37:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/41 "2000-01-01T06:03:00Z")

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Who would win in a fight: a rottweiler, or a rottweiler’s weight in chihuahuas?

Find out at [http://www.lightlink.com/grudge/old/rott-chi.html](http://www.lightlink.com/grudge/old/rott-chi.html)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/42 "2000-01-01T06:31:00Z")

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Thanks for the link, tracer!

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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/43 "2000-01-01T00:59:00Z")

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Oops. Sorry to be MIA for so long. I said:

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> You guys are making the idea of never reconnecting my cable seem more attractive by the minute.
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> _And Unclebeer responded:_
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> If only that would solve the problem. I don’t have cable either. These commercials are running rampant on network broadcast television. I guess it’s time to unplug the damn thing.

Fact is, as long as I leave the broadcast antnna unhooked, out TV is only a VCR with a 19" monitor. Lucky me.

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/44 "2000-01-02T06:51:00Z")

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Umm, Tracer, I think the rottweiler’s weight in the bald poodle dogs would win. The rottie would (unfortunately) choke to death on the little buggers.

Prairie Rose

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/45 "2000-01-02T05:50:00Z")

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Thanks for the link, tracer!

That was a good one. I’m sending a copy in all of my belated New Year’s greetings.

I’m still keeping my eye on that house.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/46 "2000-01-02T19:18:00Z")

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> Stomp the Chihuahua

And here I thought the title to this thread was a new version of “Whack A Mole.”

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/47 "2000-01-03T22:41:00Z")

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I hate chihuahuas, but in general I have no use for dogs of any sort. Sycophantic schmoes.

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/48 "2000-01-04T05:08:00Z")

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While the new Chihuahua still lives, here’s a quote from one of my uncles:

Jois,  
While in the service I was stationed at Fort Huchica in southern Arizona and made frequent trips to Nogales just across the boarder. I saw a few of these contests and the Chihuahas won most of the time. The only way they  
could make it more interesting was to reduce the number of Chihuahas.

## Viander is right, they are Land Pirahnas and extremely vicious.

I usually believe everything this particular uncle says, so I believe this is true. Uncle is about 53-55 so that makes his service time Vietnam. So his visits to the “fights” would have been mid 60s.

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Oh, I’m gonna keep using these #%@&\* codes 'til I get 'em right.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/49 "2000-01-07T16:05:00Z")

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I used to have a chihuahua–Paco. He was the sweetest little ratmutt. Smart, too.

That little girl in the pop commercials…where the hell did she come from? I even saw her on Leno. She is _not_, shall we say, precocious. Kinda dull, actually.

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**Author:** ![Gumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@Gumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumby)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/50 "2000-01-08T14:13:00Z")

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hate the dog  
hate the species in general, something very evil about them. rat dogs rat dogs, my god if you want a dog get a real one, not a shaking, cowering, yapping ridiculous looking rat.(describing my ex neighbours chihuaha) I have that awful shudder going through my body just thinking about it.  
urrgggggg I mean I love animals, but what the hell is that thing??  
I say if we aren’t allowed to kill them all off - send all the little rodents off to a deserted island with their equally annoying owners - then they can all enjoy each other.

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**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stomp-the-chihuahua/3680/51 "2000-01-08T14:33:00Z")

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I am an equal opportunity hater of product mascots. I hate each and every product mascot mentioned in this thread. I hate product mascots that have yet to appear. The instant I see a new product mascot, I hate it with all my force. I do like people, though, so long as they do not appear in commercials.

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