# Stonebow gave me a puppy for Christmas! I need name ideas!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954 "2005-12-09T22:12:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/21 "2005-12-10T05:04:00Z")

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How 'bout Schatze? (Shot-zee) German for “Treasure”…I have heard it used as a term of endearment.

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**Author:** ![stretch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/22 "2005-12-10T15:34:22Z")

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My daugther’s dox was named Winifred (she wanted a boy and was going to name him Fred), but we called her Wendy…Wendy the Wonderful Wiener Dog.

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/23 "2005-12-10T16:41:22Z")

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_squeal_ Ohhh, I love mini dachshunds. I have three of them myself. [This is Dino.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/flamingrivers/P5280008.jpg)  
I second Gretel or maybe Greta.

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/24 "2005-12-10T17:17:09Z")

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[Behold!](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/faeriebeth/detail?.dir=/8314&.dnm=560f.jpg&.src=ph) the cutest dog ever!

She’s definitely [photogenic](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/faeriebeth/detail?.dir=/8314&.dnm=6e73.jpg&.src=ph) !

So far, we have 5 names on the family approved list to chose from:  
Gretel  
Gwendolyn  
Penelope  
Wilhelmina  
Merryweather

oh, and Stella. :smack:

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/25 "2005-12-10T18:25:41Z")

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OHMIGAWD she’s frickin’ adorable! Look at those earseses! And the pointy widdle nose and her cute widdle tail!

_passes out from dauschund-induced sweetness overload_

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/26 "2005-12-10T18:31:53Z")

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An adorable, cute, amazing little face like that is no Stella. She’s a Gretel, I’m sure of it.

Can I pet your puppy? She’s _so_ cute.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/27 "2005-12-10T18:56:40Z")

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The audible noise of delight I emitted upon seeing puppy3 was only exceeded by an even louder AWWW! at puppy2.

Oh, what a cutie.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/28 "2005-12-10T19:07:04Z")

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Cute puppy!!!

My favorite German names are Anneliese (ahn na leeza) and Ingeborg, shortened to Inge (ing guh) when she is good. Both are very musical sounding, which is good in dog names.

I love the suggestion earlier of Schatze. It is a great affectionate nickname and definitely what I would name my doxie.

BTW, a German pronounces Gretel more like grate uhl, not grett el, like an American would.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/29 "2005-12-10T19:20:23Z")

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Belladonna  
Adler  
Minix  
Minx  
Vixen  
Helena  
Rose  
Rosemary  
Rumple  
Doppleganger  
Saraphina  
Geist  
Frauhauser  
Gerkin  
Strudelkuchen  
Hoodan  
Lasker  
Gummibaren  
Keine Sheitzen  
Sheitzenkoph

Spelling not looked up.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/30 "2005-12-10T19:21:12Z")

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**AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW**

That is just way toooooooooooooo cute ! I thik she looks like a Gretchen , personally.

Give her hugs and kisses and ear scritches for me , and suck in some of that puppy breath… it is gone far too soon .

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/31 "2005-12-10T21:55:36Z")

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Ice \<- 😃

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/32 "2005-12-10T21:57:18Z")

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Ooph, then I looked at the pictures. Cute!

Merryweather \<- 🙂

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**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/33 "2005-12-10T22:23:29Z")

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She is precious! My favorite pose is the one where her head is tilted a little to the side - classic dashshund look.

I nominate the name Honey. She’s a little Honey. Greta is very nice too. I have two dachies now - Shadow’s in my lap snoozing. (I’m pretty good at typing one-handed by now).

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/34 "2005-12-10T22:56:29Z")

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No Thor, then. Fine. I’ll just continue my lonely quest to find a dachshund name Thor.

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/35 "2005-12-10T23:03:54Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Ralph

Dad, is that you? He wanted to name every one of our pets Ralph.

Susan

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/36 "2005-12-10T23:44:44Z")

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Schmetterling. (Pronounced Shmetalling)  
It means butterfly.

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/37 "2005-12-11T00:21:37Z")

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> [@saoirse](#):
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> No Thor, then. Fine. I’ll just continue my lonely quest to find a dachshund name Thor.

Oh my god. Next dachshund I get I’m naming it Thor.

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**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/38 "2005-12-11T02:10:48Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> Oh my god. Next dachshund I get I’m naming it Thor.

I agree. Thor is an awesome name for a male Dachshund!  
**BlueKangaroo** , with your comment, I have happily convinced **Stonebow** that Stella is not suitable. Of course you may pet the puppy ('cause I totally owe you one on that Stella thing)!

Name selection update:  
Stella was wrung out of him, but in return Stonebow vetoed Gretel. We may give up on German names. My husband also expressed a wish for something that will shorten nicely, so…

Wilhelmina (Meena)  
Penelope (Penny)  
Merryweather (Merry)  
Honey

and a late nomination from another source, Minerva (Minnie)

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/39 "2005-12-11T02:33:50Z")

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I once knew a minpin named Thor. Now that was amusing.

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/40 "2005-12-11T02:37:26Z")

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Yay!

_Runs around packing a suitcase for a puppy petting trip to **FaerieBeth** and **Stonebow** ’s house._

Well, maybe not a Gretel then.

Hmm…

Meena’s nice. I like Meena.

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