# Stonebow gave me a puppy for Christmas! I need name ideas!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954 "2005-12-09T22:12:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![spiritturtle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@spiritturtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiritturtle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/41 "2005-12-11T04:25:09Z")

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Puppy? You really have a pupppy? How cool! Call her “Puppy” for now. She’ll tell you her real name when she’s ready for you to know.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/42 "2005-12-11T05:06:09Z")

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> [@spiritturtle](#):
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> Puppy? You really have a pupppy? How cool! Call her “Puppy” for now. She’ll tell you her real name when she’s ready for you to know.

I gotta dittto this. Whenever I name a pet immediately, I always end up changing it. I always end up “accidentally” calling them something else, and eventually one name just sticks. (I have a parrotlet now, that I named Spritle originally. But his name just kind of became Bebop. Nothin I could do about it.)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/43 "2005-12-11T05:49:05Z")

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Brunhilde. Hildy for short.

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**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/44 "2005-12-11T17:22:12Z")

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How 'bout StoneFaerie, or FaerieBow, after her parents!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/45 "2005-12-11T18:02:10Z")

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My last dog was a Norwegian Elk Hound that seemed to be always hungry. So I named it

**MA-HER-SHAL-AL-HASH-BAZ**

from the Bible book of Isaiah. It means, “O hasten to the spoil.”

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/46 "2005-12-12T01:03:30Z")

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> [@flaming bananas](#):
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> Originally Posted by flamingbananas  
> Oh my god. Next dachshund I get I’m naming it Thor.

And please hurry. Travelling these highways and byways is very draining.

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**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/47 "2005-12-12T16:34:13Z")

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I vote for Noel…  
It’s not German, but it just seems to suit the pictures 🙂

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/48 "2005-12-12T16:55:58Z")

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I want a dox, but I don’t know if we’ll ever get a dog (they’re more upkeep than we’re wanting right now). And I have her name picked out already (it’s not even remotely German, however), but I’ll loan it to you if you like it. Ready?

Moxie.

Moxie the doxie. It couldn’t be better! And your pup looks like she’s got plenty.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/49 "2005-12-13T01:10:44Z")

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OOOH!!!

How about _ **FRESH** _ ?  
Then, it could be…

_ **DOGGIE FRESH** _  
Six minutes

Six minutes

Six minutes, Doggie Fresh, you’re on

Ah ah ah on

Ah ah ah on  
[…]  
It’s all because of you

I’m feeling sad and blue

You went away

And now my life is just a rainy day

I love you so

How much you’ll never know

Cause you took your love away from me

Ah boo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Don’t cry

Dry your eye

[… etc…]

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/50 "2005-12-19T21:02:01Z")

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> [@FaerieBeth](#):
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> [Behold!](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/faeriebeth/detail?.dir=/8314&.dnm=560f.jpg&.src=ph) the cutest dog ever!  
> :

Reminds me of a similar picture of Jaspar, The Good Dog on James Lilek’s website. His caption: This picture causes cavities if you look at it too long.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stonebow-gave-me-a-puppy-for-christmas-i-need-name-ideas/334954/51 "2005-12-19T21:04:58Z")

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I’m late, I don’t know how I missed the thread, but I say you name her Bela. 😃

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