# Stones... you make a.........cry **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 6, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165 "2006-02-06T01:14:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/1 "2006-02-06T01:14:13Z")
Is it just me or does anybody else out there think Mick should be singing “You make a Grandpa cry” instead of “grown man?” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/2 "2006-02-06T01:16:20Z")
I’d love to see 90% of the population move around and sing like he does at any age. Screw that- Mick is stick fantastic. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/3 "2006-02-06T01:16:54Z")
Did he sing the “You make a dead man cum” line? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/4 "2006-02-06T01:18:13Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Did he sing the “You make a dead man cum” line? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/5 "2006-02-06T02:10:17Z")
They kinda muffled the “cock” thing, too. They’re such pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/6 "2006-02-06T02:11:21Z")
And by “they” I meant “the network suits”. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/7 "2006-02-06T02:16:55Z")
I’ll move this along to the forum for the arts and entertainment, though I must admit that show was neither art nor entertainment. Moved from IMHO to CS. ---
**Author:** ![AFAIKnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@AFAIKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AFAIKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/8 "2006-02-06T02:28:18Z")
I did mention that something was wrong with a senior citizen skipiing across the stage like an 11 year old schoolgirl. Other than tha…they still rock. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/9 "2006-02-06T02:31:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Mick is **stick** fantastic. Are you referring to his slim physique or his rhythm rod? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/10 "2006-02-06T03:06:33Z")
I muted it and turned on “Paint It Black.” He may rock for a senior citizen, but that’s kinda like winning the Special Olympics. Loved Sir Paul last year, though. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/11 "2006-02-06T03:33:11Z")
Mick was fine, but why did the guitars and drums sound so off-key, faint, and outright cheesy? Start Me Up sounded like Mick was waiting for a guitar chords that never came at first, and they sounded just plain off. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/12 "2006-02-06T03:36:23Z")
> [@Mr. Miskatonic](#): > > Mick was fine, but why did the guitars and drums sound so off-key, faint, and outright cheesy? Start Me Up sounded like Mick was waiting for a guitar chords that never came at first, and they sounded just plain off. > > Meh. Cut 'em some slack. It was wayyyyyy past their bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/13 "2006-02-06T03:38:49Z")
What was the second song? Something off their latest album? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/14 "2006-02-06T03:43:02Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > Are you referring to his slim physique or his rhythm rod? Ahhh, yet another case of “don’t drink and post” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/15 "2006-02-06T03:46:08Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > What was the second song? Something off their latest album? “Rough Justice” is from _A Bigger Bang_. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/16 "2006-02-06T04:04:01Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Nope. The AP is saying that it was deleted by the NFL (not ABC), but I didn’t think he sang it at all. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/17 "2006-02-06T04:08:07Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The AP is saying that it was deleted by the NFL (not ABC), but I didn’t think he sang it at all. I don’t think so, either, but the broadcast was on a 5 second delay. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/18 "2006-02-06T04:14:00Z")
Right - but it was very noticeable when they deleted “cocks” from _Rough Justice_. If they did the same to that line, I’m not sure how I missed it. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/19 "2006-02-06T06:07:22Z")
I saw them in Honolulu just a few years ago and they kicked ass; I find it hard to believe that their quality would drop that bad that fast. I choose to blame the crappy audio. Big concerts like that just don’t transfer well to the small screen. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165/20 "2006-02-06T06:16:57Z")
So the Stones are now wholesome family entertainment? Can someone just shoot me? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stones-you-make-a-cry/343165.md?page=2)