# Stop abusing the "rolleyes" smiley

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-abusing-the-rolleyes-smiley/91100>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 2, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-abusing-the-rolleyes-smiley/91100 "2001-11-02T09:00:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-abusing-the-rolleyes-smiley/91100/101 "2002-08-10T15:36:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by apotheosis \*\*\*  
> “Wow! It’s a Schooner!”  
> “Hahahaha!!! You dumb bastard! It’s not a schooner! It’s a sailboat!”  
> “A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head.”  
> “YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!” \*\*

_sniff_  
That’s beautiful, man.

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“You should see yourself right now. A grown man with his hand down his pants.”

“I probably look like my old man.”

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-abusing-the-rolleyes-smiley/91100/102 "2002-08-11T06:47:03Z")

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:rolleyes:  
:smack:

Entertaining/amusing. This thread goes well with Clarence Carter’s _Slip Away_. 😉

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-abusing-the-rolleyes-smiley/91100/103 "2002-08-11T07:15:54Z")

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Aieee! Think of the hamsters, people, _please_!

I mean, if Lynn wants to re-open this thing…In the meantime, I have to go find the aspirin bottle.

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