# Stop and smell the flowers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479 "2006-08-05T19:21:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/1 "2006-08-05T19:21:06Z")

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[They might be good to eat!](http://community.webshots.com/photo/365543494/2692473890000735275AZyQRs)

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**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/2 "2006-08-05T19:26:33Z")

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I think I’ll refrain from sniffing the flowers. I don’t feel like getting a face full of flower sperm, thankyouverymuch.

Lovely horse, though. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/3 "2006-08-05T20:05:11Z")

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Darn, I thought there would be recipes at that link!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/4 "2006-08-05T21:26:27Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
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> Darn, I thought there would be recipes at that link!

:eek:

Don’t you dare even _think_ of eating my horse! :mad:

Even though he is dead now. ☹

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/5 "2006-08-05T22:24:17Z")

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Og forgive me, but I gotta ask:  
Have you stopped beating your dead horse?

I am _so_ going to Hell for that one.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/6 "2006-08-05T22:51:50Z")

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> [@BJMoose](#):
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> Have you stopped beating your dead horse?

Why, yes. Yes, I have.

Have you stopped beating _your_ dead meat?

😛

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/7 "2006-08-05T22:59:12Z")

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Some flowers are edible. Nasturtiums are great in a salad. Flowers… they’re not just for horses any more.

**EddyTeddyFreddy** that’s a great picture.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/8 "2006-08-05T23:13:03Z")

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Thanks! I was free-longeing Nick, and he was being very good about not stopping to eat the banquet beneath his hooves, but temptation won at last.

[He always was a bit of a ham.](http://community.webshots.com/photo/365543494/1404737007000735275JCXdaV)

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/9 "2006-08-06T00:24:28Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> :eek:
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> Don’t you dare even _think_ of eating my horse! :mad:
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> Even though he is dead now. ☹

😛

I have always wanted to learn how to cook with edible flowers, not horsemeat.

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> He always was a bit of a ham.

Hmm…he tasted like ham? Let me reconsider the recipe request. 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/10 "2006-08-06T00:35:10Z")

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You’re gonna find your way to heaven needs a pint of rocky road

And you better stop and eat the roses along the way …

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-and-smell-the-flowers/367479/11 "2006-08-06T19:49:57Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Why, yes. Yes, I have.
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> Have you stopped beating _your_ dead meat?
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> 😛

Now, now. Let’s not make fun of the signs of my advancing age.
