# Stop Eating Tacos You Fat Size 2 Beauty Queen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 13, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194 "2011-02-13T06:39:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/21 "2011-02-15T02:06:43Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Why should a woman value her ability to, say, run quickly, over her attractiveness? Because they have contests for both of these things, you know.

Agreed. Maybe I’d feel we’d be more equal if boys and men were subject to the same visual and moral standards.

If you look like a total lean hunk and fill out your swimsuit nicely, we’ll give you a college scholarship. :dubious: But we’ll take it away again if you gain two pounds.

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**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/22 "2011-02-15T02:47:58Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> And she’s 17 years old. Barely out of the kiddie pageant division. How nice.
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> And no, just because you think people who work in an industry are silly or frivolous doesn’t give them a pass for racism or even imposing certain standards of beauty.

Wait, why shouldn’t people who work in fashion/beauty industry be able to impose “certain standards of beauty”?

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/23 "2011-02-15T11:27:02Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> Agreed. Maybe I’d feel we’d be more equal if boys and men were subject to the same visual and moral standards.

“subject”? This girl chose, entirely on her own, to enter and compete in a beauty contest. A contest based upon judging her physical attractiveness. If you don’t want to be subject to some idiot calling you fat, don’t enter a beauty contest.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/24 "2011-02-15T13:07:13Z")

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_Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.  
Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,  
I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.  
Fulfill all your wishes  
with my taco-flavored kisses!_

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/25 "2011-02-15T17:10:47Z")

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Maybe she could get together with that race car driver who was out eating a taco.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/26 "2011-02-15T19:01:54Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> What’s with all the hatred for mutes?

It’s because of the association with mimes.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/27 "2011-02-16T00:56:07Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> “subject”? This girl chose, entirely on her own, to enter and compete in a beauty contest. A contest based upon judging her physical attractiveness. If you don’t want to be subject to some idiot calling you fat, don’t enter a beauty contest.

At age 17, I doubt it was entirely on her own. Most beauty queens start as infants and are pushed to keep it up by controlling mothers. I speak as someone with some experience in the matter in my youth. But, 'nuff said on that.

I do think she is smart to push back against this new pagent exec who obviously has something against her that isn’t entirely disinterested.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/28 "2011-02-16T01:16:38Z")

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She is way too skinny…I’d say she needs to pack on some tacos. Perhaps some refried beans as well (don’t forget the lard…it’s VERY important for packing on the pounds in the right places. Everything is better with lard!). Maybe a few tamales.

And, personally, I like mute instead of moot. It shows a certain lack of education and refinement that I enjoy. I also like axing questions and putting the distinctive ‘x’ in eXHpecially.

-XT

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/29 "2011-02-16T03:07:40Z")

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> [@Gestalt](#):
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> Wait, why shouldn’t people who work in fashion/beauty industry be able to impose “certain standards of beauty”?

I probably should have italicized certain. Those who work in the fashion and beauty industries can attempt to impose certain standards of beauty (though as is clear whenever models’ weight comes up, they are all under the impression they’re ‘just following orders’), but those who also work in the industry, related industries such as advertising and entertainment, are its target audience, consume its goods or are simply influenced by it (read: just about everyone) have a right to complain and shame. Or even just ask that the law get involved (e.g. child pornography laws, child labor laws).

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**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/30 "2011-02-16T16:39:34Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> She is way too skinny…I’d say she needs to pack on some tacos. Perhaps some refried beans as well (don’t forget the lard…it’s VERY important for packing on the pounds in the right places. Everything is better with lard!). Maybe a few tamales.
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> And, personally, I like mute instead of moot. It shows a certain lack of education and refinement that I enjoy. I also like axing questions and putting the distinctive ‘x’ in eXHpecially.
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> -XT

I’ll remember that if I come acrosst you, but I don’t get out your way off-ten.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/31 "2011-02-16T17:19:34Z")

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What? No jokes yet about **Cattle Mutes**?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/32 "2011-02-16T17:53:54Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> If you don’t want to be subject to some idiot calling you fat, don’t enter a beauty contest.

Even more bluntly: if you aren’t prepared to evince the feminine beauty ideal held by gay men, don’t enter a beauty contest.

To the point: judging from photos, she’s well within the range at which I’d hit it, and would have to hit the taco bar long and hard before she’d risk exceeding the upper threshold of **VT** Hittability\*.

- While there is some overlap between the VT Hittability Scale and Beauty Queen Mass Index (BQMI), the ranges are definitely not equivalent. I tend to prefer a bit of _carne_ on my _chicas_.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/33 "2011-02-16T18:11:26Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> And, personally, I like mute instead of moot. It shows a certain lack of education and refinement that I enjoy. I also like axing questions and putting the distinctive ‘x’ in eXHpecially.
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> -XT

Really. Some people get flustrated over the weirdest things.

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/34 "2011-02-16T18:15:00Z")

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must xcape this thread…

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/35 "2011-02-16T21:52:08Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> OMG, she is gorgeous.

> [@carnut](#):
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> I really dislike beauty contests because they cause women to base their value on their looks and not skills or personality.

♫ One of these things is not like the other… ♫

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> To the point: judging from photos, she’s well within the range at which I’d hit it,

Cradle robber.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/36 "2011-02-17T02:52:45Z")

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SFG, no lie; I think she is gorgeous. But I hate to see someone brought up to value only their looks. Looks fade - or are botoxed into scary facsimiles thereof (Nicole Kidman anyone?).

It’s obvious that she is NOT overweight, and she has a lot more going for her than her looks and yet she is told to lay off the tacos. I’d want to know a whole lot more about the whole case if I were being asked to make a real judgement. In the meantime, good for her for asserting her position instead of letting herself be walked on.

If that had happened to me at her age, I might have retired to a closet for the next ten years.

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**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/37 "2011-02-17T09:25:48Z")

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It sound like you have an interesting story of your own, **carnut.**

Post it some time!

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/38 "2011-02-18T03:14:08Z")

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Someday maybe, but don’t hold your breath waiting for it. 😉

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-eating-tacos-you-fat-size-2-beauty-queen/571194/39 "2011-02-18T16:41:15Z")

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I can’t figure out what went on here - I think both sides are lying their asses off.

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