# Stop fucking around in the halls, you cocksuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145 "2004-09-26T07:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/1 "2004-09-26T07:19:54Z")
I deliberately chose to live in the dorm here at IU that was supposedly the most quiet, most studious, most responsible one. And yet every night, I hear the same assholes running around in the halls, kicking around soccer balls, jumping over each other (what they were doing tonight,) screaming and playing grab-ass with the annoying whores who come up to this floor. No matter what I do, I can’t get them to stop making noise. What a bunch of cocksuckers. I was told that everyone in this dorm smoked weed all the time; instead it seems like most of them just drink, the same as everyone else. And alcohol turns people in groups, already behaving obnoxiously because of pack-mentality, into real loudmouthed, annoying assholes. I wish these people would go smoke some weed so they’d shut up and just sit around spacing out. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/2 "2004-09-26T07:34:35Z")
You say cocksucker like it was supposed to be a _thing_. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/3 "2004-09-26T07:35:52Z")
That was supposed to say **bad** _thing_. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/4 "2004-09-26T07:43:31Z")
I bet if they really were sucking cock, they’d be quieter. Half of them would, anyway. The other half would probably make up for it though. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/5 "2004-09-26T07:49:57Z")
> [@BraheSilver](#): > > I bet if they really were sucking cock, they’d be quieter. > > Half of them would, anyway. The other half would probably make up for it though. I don’t know. You can make an awful lot of noise sucking cock. It’s muffled a bit, but still… ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/6 "2004-09-26T07:52:04Z")
Which dorm is it? I don’t think they have _any_ quiet ones. I didn’t sleep a wink the whole time I was at I.U. (unless that’s a different I.U.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/7 "2004-09-26T07:54:38Z")
I think if you jumped over someone while sucking cock, a substantial amount of noise could be created. How a soccer ball might affect things is an exercise best left to someone else:D ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/8 "2004-09-26T07:55:56Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I don’t know. You can make an awful lot of noise sucking cock. It’s muffled a bit, but still… Unless one has cotton mouth. But the noise of good head is quite noticeable. I’ve always been told it’s worth it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/9 "2004-09-26T07:57:08Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > I think if you jumped over someone while sucking cock, a substantial amount of noise could be created. > > How a soccer ball might affect things is an exercise best left to someone else:D And the cow jumped over the cocksuckers? I so do not want to know what the dish and spoon were doing. This is all turning into some Bob Crane moment. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/10 "2004-09-26T08:14:57Z")
And in other news, I just found a Googlewhack with the words “fellators hurdles.” I don’t think I’ll try to submit that one. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/11 "2004-09-26T13:34:00Z")
How do you not now that they’re not smoking AND drinking? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/12 "2004-09-26T16:44:09Z")
The next time they are fucking around in the halls and being cocksuckers, ask if you can join their orgy. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/13 "2004-09-26T17:12:49Z")
With all of that cocksucking going on, someone is going to graduate _Swallow Cum Laude_. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/14 "2004-09-26T17:20:58Z")
Watch out using cocksucker as a derogatory term on this board. I got lambasted for it in a very long thread in the Pit a year or two ago. I don’t regret saying it and I still use it the same way but be advised there are some very anal-retentive cocksuckers on this board that wait for people to use words like that so they can lay into them. Carry on! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/15 "2004-09-26T17:29:00Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > Watch out using cocksucker as a derogatory term on this board. I got lambasted for it in a very long thread in the Pit a year or two ago. I don’t regret saying it and I still use it the same way but be advised there are some very anal-retentive cocksuckers on this board that wait for people to use words like that so they can lay into them. > > Carry on! That would be because you are impervious to being educated. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/16 "2004-09-26T18:13:47Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > …anal-retentive cocksuckers… The implications of this comment, when divorced of the intended insulting connotation, perhaps should not be explored. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/17 "2004-09-26T18:16:35Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > The implications of this comment, when divorced of the intended insulting connotation, perhaps should not be explored. :eek: There are whole websites devoted to things like that… :o ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/18 "2004-09-26T18:17:58Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > There are whole websites devoted to things like that… :o Okay, that smiley, in this context, is both unintentionally appropriate and disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/19 "2004-09-26T20:03:29Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > Watch out using cocksucker as a derogatory term on this board. I got lambasted for it in a very long thread in the Pit a year or two ago. I don’t regret saying it and I still use it the same way but be advised there are some very anal-retentive cocksuckers on this board that wait for people to use words like that so they can lay into them. > > Carry on! I’m surprised someone hasn’t layed into him for it yet, honestly, but no one even hinted at it before your post (despite a few of them being the type of person you so eloquently referred to) so what was your intent in posting the warning? Seems a tad bit inflammatory (and intentionally so) to me. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145/20 "2004-09-26T20:04:21Z")
Wait, there’s a bunch of cocksucking soccer players running around in a college dorm? And no one invited me? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-fucking-around-in-the-halls-you-cocksuckers/266145.md?page=2)