# Stop inventing diss words you telephone-molesting sock cakes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 31, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402 "2002-08-31T03:12:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/1 "2002-08-31T03:12:37Z")
your over-imaginative diss words are distracting from the main point of the rants you toenail licking kebab-farts. so there ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/2 "2002-08-31T03:19:12Z")
Oh goody, this should provide more fodder for my [pet project](http://68.46.224.11/compRand.cfm?count=10). ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/3 "2002-08-31T03:21:54Z")
I must admit I’m rather partial to _fuck-turret_ and _bitch-tool_. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/4 "2002-08-31T04:08:05Z")
You should apologise for this rant being so short. Really. Canoodling knobgobbler. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/5 "2002-08-31T04:21:34Z")
You should apologise for this rant being so short. Really. Canoodling knobgobbler. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/6 "2002-08-31T04:26:08Z")
I should probably apologise for that. :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > \*\*I must admit I’m rather partial to fuck-turret and bitch-tool. \*\* I always liked _cock-socket_ because it almost rhymes, and _titwrench_: it’s both a noun and a verb! ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/7 "2002-08-31T23:07:29Z")
I actually heard a patient refer to a nurse as a “cum swillin’ bitch.” Took me a while to process that one! ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/8 "2002-09-01T06:35:43Z")
Personally, I like to hear people being called “cum-dumpsters”. Can’t explain why, but it cracked me up the first time I ever heard it. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-inventing-diss-words-you-telephone-molesting-sock-cakes/126402/9 "2002-09-01T09:39:04Z")
Some of 'em are pretty damn funny. Heck, I even got a giggle out of “goat felcher” the first time I saw it, but I do tend to agree with the OP. They’ve become a formula, and I think we need to move on.