# Stop it with the flirting already! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616 "2006-09-21T20:57:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/21 "2006-09-21T22:40:12Z")
[QUOTE=Kidney] I wish that people wouldn’t flirt in the photo threads. Invariably, the cute people get all the "How ya doing"s and the regular folks just get to hear crickets. [/QUOTE] I pretty much stopped participating in photo threads, because a) I’d be posting the same damn photo I did last time, and b) I’m old enough that flirting is vaguely creepy. Also, I could never remember everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/22 "2006-09-22T00:06:36Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] [How about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7793599&postcount=60) “Care to use my cooter as a hot dog bun?” or v.v.? [/QUOTE] “Care to use my hot dog bun as a cooter?” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/23 "2006-09-22T00:10:44Z")
I would like to point out to the group that although I have no idea of you physical appearance, neigh, even your gender, I am currently having thoughts of sexual congress betwixt yourself and myself and perhaps a pony as well. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/24 "2006-09-22T00:15:51Z")
“I noticed you wear braces. I wear braces too.” _See if anyone gets that_ ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/25 "2006-09-22T00:18:05Z")
IANAMG (I am not a male gigolo), this is not sexual advice, you are not my sexual partner, nor have I ever had sex with you nor any person or animal of which we are discussing. That said… Heya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/26 "2006-09-22T01:01:07Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] “I noticed you wear braces. I wear braces too.” _See if anyone gets that_ [/QUOTE] Huh huh. Huh huh. You’re making me get a stiffy. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/27 "2006-09-22T01:16:28Z")
[QUOTE=Kidney] I wish that people wouldn’t flirt in the photo threads. Invariably, the cute people get all the "How ya doing"s and the regular folks just get to hear crickets. [/QUOTE] And this is different from real life in that…? ---
**Author:** ![FrantzJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7c8e57/32.png) [@FrantzJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrantzJ)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/28 "2006-09-22T01:22:33Z")
I wasn’t even aware that the SDMB had photo threads. As for flirting, I’ve seen a trend towards the line “You. Me. Sex. Now.” This seems to sum up 99% of male thoughts in four words. Can’t beat that. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/29 "2006-09-22T01:30:20Z")
[QUOTE=FrantzJ] I wasn’t even aware that the SDMB had photo threads. [/QUOTE] They are actually dual purpose, us older married types show ourselves and families for the sake of putting a face to a name while the younger folk and the single folk flirt to no end. Of course \*\*LOUNE \*\* among others just flirts at any time with any excuse, even during dead celebrity threads. 😉 Jim ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/30 "2006-09-22T01:33:22Z")
My favorite: “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.” The usual response: “My clothes aren’t wet.” The risposte: “I can fix that.” ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/31 "2006-09-22T01:35:51Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] “I noticed you wear braces. I wear braces too.” _See if anyone gets that_ [/QUOTE] I thought braces were what we Yanks call suspenders. Back To The OP “Hey baby, wanna feel the Force?” “May I bathe you with my tongue?” “There’s a DopeFest in my pants and you’re invited . . . bring pie.” “Wanna slug my sinorigno?” “I feel like I got hit with a 1920’s Style Love Ray.” “You make penis ensue.” “Wanna see my post?” “You’ve clearly been babed by the babist.” “What say you and me prove JDT wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/32 "2006-09-22T01:38:26Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] They are actually dual purpose, us older married types show ourselves and families for the sake of putting a face to a name while the younger folk and the single folk flirt to no end. Of course \*\*LOUNE \*\* among others just flirts at any time with any excuse, even during dead celebrity threads. 😉 Jim [/QUOTE] So..um..how aren’t you doin? (is that an anti-flirt? I’m not into guys and you’re also a Yankee robot, so those are two very large strikes against you.) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/33 "2006-09-22T01:39:11Z")
[QUOTE=DocCathode] I thought braces were what we Yanks call suspenders. Back To The OP “Hey baby, wanna feel the Force?” “May I bathe you with my tongue?” “There’s a DopeFest in my pants and you’re invited . . . bring pie.” “Wanna slug my sinorigno?” “I feel like I got hit with a 1920’s Style Love Ray.” “You make penis ensue.” “Wanna see my post?” “You’ve clearly been babed by the babist.” “What say you and me prove JDT wrong?” [/QUOTE] Whoa!, I vote you king of the Cheesy Dope Related pick up lines. I am impressed. “Wanna see my post?” is especially excellent. [Wayne & Garth]“We’re not worthy” [/w&G] Jim ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/34 "2006-09-22T01:40:19Z")
“Baby, make like a hampster and eat my post.” ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/35 "2006-09-22T01:40:35Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] I would like to point out to the group that although I have no idea of you physical appearance, neigh, even your gender, I am currently having thoughts of sexual congress betwixt yourself and myself and perhaps a pony as well. [/QUOTE] A pony AND a Zebra? In Brooklyn? Ok, I’m there. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/36 "2006-09-22T01:48:22Z")
“You must be a moderator, cuz you moved my post.” “Wanna see my science advisory staff?” “IANAMD, but can we pretend I am?” “IANAL, but I wanna examine your briefs” “The most erotic part of the woman is the boobie” “I want snoo snoo.” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/37 "2006-09-22T01:52:58Z")
Hey baby, are you into IANAL? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/38 "2006-09-22T01:53:22Z")
“All your problems could be solved by a good handenbunging.” “I want to do to you what Sigfried does to Royd.” “Thank you. This is a great moment for me. It’s quite an accomplishment. With your help, I have _achieved_ an erection.” “Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s exchange nude pics in e-mail.” ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/39 "2006-09-22T01:55:45Z")
“You’re doing great. Now how about doing it with me?” ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616/40 "2006-09-22T01:57:40Z")
What about “Generic flirtatious one liner.” ? The object of affection could respond with “Generic flirtatious response.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-it-with-the-flirting-already/373616.md?page=3)