# STOP SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!! (Part II) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064 "2009-01-20T00:06:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/41 "2009-01-21T20:47:15Z")
It wasn’t a chip bowl though. It was her food bowl from lunch that she peed in, dumped it out and then put chips in. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/42 "2009-01-21T21:06:12Z")
This thread’s topics got me to thinkin’… you know how you open a dirty diaper and all that poo’s just stuck there and you don’t even know where to begin? You can either go through a bunch of messy wipes, turnin’ and trying to find a clean spot or use [this.](http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6221799.htm) Heck, they’re made for bean dip and guacamole and stuff. They would be a pretty good way to start gettin’ the heavy stuff. Seriously, it’s what they were designed for. Just poop, scoop and through the trash hoop. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/43 "2009-01-22T00:30:09Z")
**Lieu** , your link didn’t work for me. I MUST KNOW!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/44 "2009-01-22T00:45:55Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > It wasn’t a chip bowl though. It was her food bowl from lunch that she peed in, dumped it out and then put chips in. Uh, where did she dump it out? :eek: I’d avoid drinking lemonade or apple juice for the next little while, if I were you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/45 "2009-01-22T03:02:16Z")
Nevertheless, these experiences could come in handy sometime in the dim future. When I was but a mere teen I had the pleasure of procuring a date with a lovely young lady named “Ellen”. Part of this ritual involved meeting her father, and as I was in my faux rebel, Heavy Metal stage, I did not dress appropriately. He developed an instant, and understandable loathing for me. He did not care for the idea of me lusting for his daughter, and as she retired to get ready, he solved his dilemma thusly: “You know, it’s hard to believe that Ellen has matured into such a graceful young lady. I remember when she was two years old still and painting her face with her own feces.” It worked, goddammit. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064/46 "2009-01-22T06:52:10Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > Uh, where did she dump it out? :eek: > > I’d avoid drinking lemonade or apple juice for the next little while, if I were you. 😉 On the floor. **Tixenfleaz** That’s pretty hilarious. Showed what a rebel you were! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants-part-ii/482064.md?page=2)