# Stop shitting your fucking pants!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599 "2009-01-09T22:34:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599/101 "2009-01-14T08:12:21Z")

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> [@EJsGirl](#):
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> I didn’t think any of **curlcoat** ’s contact with children had been beneficial, given her stance on breeding, that’s all.

Well, it was beneficial in that I had the experience of all the fun things like poopy diapers, without having to have the kids myself. Informed choice and all that.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599/102 "2009-01-14T13:41:18Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Nine kids! Don’t see that much anymore. Wow!  
> BTW; I was curious about the weather there. Here’s what I got for [Twin Cities](http://www.weather.com/search/enhancedlocalsearch?whatprefs=&what=WeatherLocalUndeclared&lswe=Twin+Cities%2C+Minnesota&lswa=WeatherLocalUndeclared&from=searchbox_localwx&googleTypeSearch=on&where=Twin+Cities%2C+Minnesota&Search.x=23&Search.y=7&Search=Search) Minnesota.  
> Fess up. You live on Mars, doncha?

Moon of Jupiter. Its cold enough to be Mars though.

I’m outside of St. Paul in the Eastern 'burbs. But I work on the other end of town.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599/103 "2009-01-14T13:42:09Z")

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> [@please921](#):
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> Ahh, yes, one of the [threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166577) that made me fall deeply, madly in love with the SDMB.

Thank you. That one goed on the wall. 🙂

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599/104 "2009-01-14T14:57:56Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Sometimes I get the urge to go and then it intensifies when I go running. And then, like right after, I go. And um…(TMI?) it all comes out really easily and feels good. (What the hell, nothing’s private here.) Ah…anyone else?

Oh yeah. Nothing like a good run to get things moving. But if the urge hits a bit early, that butt-clench plays havoc with your running action. 😉

Si

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-shitting-your-fucking-pants/480599/105 "2009-01-14T17:47:16Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> Is your daughter by any chance angry with me? Because she may be trying to kill me…Frankly, I’d prefer it if she and I could talk these things out instead of resorting to such violence.

Oh no! I always knew her stubbornness would kill one of us these days, but I didn’t expect her to drag down innocent Dopers with her!

Seriously, I hope you’re okay. Get better soon!

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