As a heterosexual women, I have to agree with that.
Which is EXACTLY what I thought of when I read the OP. Of course, there’s sometimes barfing on Deadliest Catch, too.
The only TV or movie barfing that didn’t make me want to barf was Mike Rowe barfing on the fishing boat on Dirty Jobs.
Perhaps that was because while he was running to the bathroom to puke he was only wearing underwear. Rrrowr.
I am in full agreement with the OP under any other circumstances.
Wow, homophobic much?
It was rather tight underwear, too. 
Very nice.
Snot was used quite effectively in Truly Madly Deeply–when she is so terribly sad and can’t stop crying. Other than that, ew.
The other bad part of vomitous scenes is the person will sometimes walk back up to the other person and keep talking–that would be unbearable to the listener. At least in The Big Easy they had her brushing her teeth to establish that the subsequent sexy scene was vomit-stink-free.
Wow, are you a thin-skinned, over-sensitive little pussy, or is that mescaline I ate an hour ago finally starting to kick in?
Homophobic? Are you fucking serious? I’m sorry, some of us weren’t raised in politically-correct nurseries with rainbow-striped padded rubber walls and a “sensitivity trainer” to lecture us every week about how we all need to be nice and kind and understanding and never ever use any nasty bad words that might possibly offend somebody. Because, you know, the first amendment, like the second one, were just written by a bunch of old stupid evil slave-owning dead white men, and in today’s modern enlightened times, it’s simply not sensitive enough to go around just saying whatever is on your mind. For God’s sake - oh wait, make that, for whatever non-denominational deity you worship’s sake - wait a second, that’s not right, because some people don’t believe in any deity - ok, for Pete’s sake…wait! Pete is short for peter, peter is a slang term for a penis, and…that could offend someone! And it might be homophobic!
GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND SHUT YOUR WHINY BITCH-ASS MOUTH!
Totally agree.
I’m in favor of more and better hiney shots of either gender.
The male ass is definitely under-appreciated. Every time I see imagery that’s supposed to be aimed at straight women, they always show some guy’s chest and abs. That’s nice and everything (especially if there’s a ‘happy trail’), but I want to see some ass!
Wow, you are a real mens man, aren’t you?
You big, burly menly man you.
Or are you maybe just a scared little pussy who tries to act all tough?
And gets all indignant when he sees a man’s ass because "I shouldn’t have to see something that eeks my own insecure sexuality?
Grow the fuck up, loser.
You want to suck my dick?
I’m not insecure in my sexuality at all - I’d be perfectly happy to have you (if you are a guy) get down on your knees and suck my cock.
Anyway how in the fuck do you know why I don’t like looking at male asses? Maybe it’s because I don’t find the male ass to be a nice looking body part? How on earth are you so certain that it has anything to do with “my own insecure sexuality?” Putting aside the fact that this:
is supposed to be a fucking joke… you had to throw that word Homophobe at me and turn it into a big debate, making me out to be some kind of unbelievably insensitive brute because I used the word cocksucker and said I didn’t want to see male asses. Wow. I’m right up there with Adolf Hitler.
You are an idiot, and you were whooshed big-time by my post. At the very least, this:
should have cleared it up for you, notwithstanding the fact that I wrote “ace” instead of “ass” and ended the sentence with a slash instead of a period, because I was drunk.
Anyway - suck my dick.
The funny things is my “homophobe”-comment was meant tongue-in-cheeck as well.
But your over-the-top dramatic explosion following it just pissed me off.
And no, I don’t like sucking dick, sorry.
I have a very high gag-reflex.
Alright, point taken. Sorry about that then. I didn’t realize you were trying to be ironic - I guess I was the one who was whooshed.
It’s cool if you’re not a dick sucking kind of guy. But, I mean, if you still want to just maybe stroke my balls - the invitation’s still open.
[Peter Griffin]Alright, you guys, I’ve got 8 crates of Ipecac from Moe, all on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.[/Peter Griffin]
Vomitus ensues
I’d post a link to a clip of the scene, but 1) it’s copyrighted, and 2) I’d hate to be accused of thread puking.
and now we’re back to the vomit again