# Stop the calendar, I want to get off!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 17, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444 "2005-08-17T15:24:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/1 "2005-08-17T15:24:35Z")

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My head is spinning, and I feel completely discumbobulated. How did I manage to spend most of yesterday thinking it was Wednesday, thus leading me to believe that today was Thursday up until two minutes ago? Why didn’t anyone TELL me I was 24 hours off? Damn, I suppose this means tomorrow isn’t Friday. . . ☹

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/2 "2005-08-17T15:58:03Z")

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Heh…I pulled just the opposite today.

We’re on our “summer hours” schedule, where in any given two-week period, we work an extra hour per day for seven days and get an extra day off.

I came in today to find the rest of my team looking at me oddly. “What’re you doing here today? Today is your off-day”.

“What?” I replied, “No it’s not…my off-day is Wednesday this week”.

“Errr… **Hal** …”

:smack:

Coulda _sworn_ today was Tuesday. But, hell with it…I have an hour commute to get here, so I wasn’t about to turn around and go home. So, now I have off tomorrow instead.

I plan on remembering that fact in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/3 "2005-08-17T16:37:45Z")

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You mean it’s _not_ Thursday? Goddamn!

Well, at least I have an extra day before the semester starts.

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**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/4 "2005-08-18T07:52:45Z")

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The store where I work is closed Sundays and Mondays. I don’t work Tuesdays, either, normally. I find this very confusing. Wednesday always feels like Monday until I remember that we’re closed on Mondays, so it must be Tuesday. By Friday I normally have this down. Unfortunatly, it’s rinse and repeat every week. Ah, for when school started and life becomes an unending stream of 12 hour work days with no variation.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/5 "2005-08-18T13:55:58Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> You mean it’s _not_ Thursday? Goddamn!

Yes, it is.

Oh…wait…

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/6 "2005-08-18T14:13:07Z")

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I can’t tell you how confused I was when I opened this thread this morning and didn’t look at the OP date. And since I spent all last night thinking it was Thursday night, I’m severely screwed up right now.

Yes, yes, I hear you–“What do you mean _right now_?”

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/7 "2005-08-18T14:43:37Z")

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My brain hurts.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stop-the-calendar-i-want-to-get-off/317444/8 "2005-08-18T14:44:13Z")

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I once had a consultant (a very expensive consultant) not show up for a meeting because he “thought it was still Sunday.” I was absolutely stunned.

Eventually I got rid of him.
