Not a medical story, but one I heard on the radio.
The talk show host was going somewhere on Christmas and stopped at a stoplight. There, on the corner, is a little girl about four years old, crying her eyes out.
Her puppy was laying in the middle of the street, the bow still around its neck.
No stories tonight, but I thought maybe some of you might enjoy playing with some ACLS, Trauma, and Pre-Hospital training simulators. Here’s the Visible Human project link too
They all come from CodeRN2 a collection of medical professional websites.
I highly recommend the pre-hospital trainer, it’s pretty funny.
Oh, man! This keeps happening to me as I read this thread! I thought of the greatest story, but I can’t post it yet because it hasn’t been adjudicated!
The punchline is, “You’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.”
Ahhhh, Cisco! 
Thanks for the happy ending! I hope my co-workers don’t see me wiping my eyes.