# StorkBytes: A Resource for What Not To Name Your Baby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/storkbytes-a-resource-for-what-not-to-name-your-baby/388670>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/storkbytes-a-resource-for-what-not-to-name-your-baby/388670 "2007-01-20T02:14:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/storkbytes-a-resource-for-what-not-to-name-your-baby/388670/101 "2007-02-16T14:02:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
…  
Shi’Miracle Lashon  
Ta’Keriyah JaSha  
Viczavious  
Vandrious.  
Jazmyn  
Ke’Zieah Mo’Net  
JaQuerious Demarquez  
Tequila  
MarQuavious  
Quinzavious  
Kontavious  
I’Zavious …

lots of editing mine

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[/QUOTE]

Reads like the role-call for the Krypton Science Council

😛

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