# Stormfronters here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 12, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496 "2013-04-12T12:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/1 "2013-04-12T12:49:00Z")
Folks: Yep, I’ve finally seen the light. I mistakenly engaged with those morons. Of course, it had no effect. They are stormfronters for a very simple reason: they are very simple. Refuse to engage with them. Stay away from the Dark Side! ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/2 "2013-04-12T12:50:57Z")
We just got a new one! [AssemblyLineHuman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16186649&postcount=520)… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/3 "2013-04-12T12:52:21Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Stay away from the Dark Side! Actually it’s the _White_ Side you need to stay away from with these guys. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/4 "2013-04-12T12:54:31Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > They are stormfronters for a very simple reason: they are very simple. …farmers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/5 "2013-04-12T13:20:08Z")
The common clay of the New South. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/6 "2013-04-12T13:23:02Z")
Ignoring them is fine, but I think mocking them is fine too. Too each his own. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/7 "2013-04-12T13:28:12Z")
I guess in some ways it’s a good thing - they can’t actually accomplish anything here, and they’re not out terrorizing people. Or, heaven help us, procreating. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/8 "2013-04-12T13:33:37Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Or, heaven help us, procreating. They can’t, anyway, due to the fluorine we put in the water. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/9 "2013-04-12T13:36:35Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > They can’t, anyway, due to the fluorine we put in the water. Shhh! Don’t tell them. We don’t want them to switch to bottled water! Or do we? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/10 "2013-04-12T13:38:36Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Shhh! Don’t tell them. We don’t want them to switch to bottled water! > > Or do we? Little do they know that I’ve filled half of those bottles with dihydrogen monoxide! muwhahaha ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/11 "2013-04-12T13:58:38Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Little do they know that I’ve filled half of those bottles with dihydrogen monoxide! > muwhahaha That stuff kills people! Remember every single person who consumes it will die! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/12 "2013-04-12T14:02:19Z")
Their posts are about as idiotic as it gets (evidenced by our own local racists/racialists keeping out of the fray). But I’ll give them credit for being smart enough to realize starting multiple threads on the same topic will get them booted faster than lightning. The stupidity is so far contained. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/13 "2013-04-12T14:05:10Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Their posts are about as idiotic as it gets (evidenced by our own local racists/racialists keeping out of the fray). > > But I’ll give them credit for being smart enough to realize starting multiple threads on the same topic will get them booted faster than lightning. The stupidity is so far contained. Instead of banning them, we should have a script that directs their accounts to a parallel version of this board populated by bots. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/14 "2013-04-12T14:05:47Z")
Well, **Chen19** popped in briefly but even he had the sense to see that this wasn’t an argument he wanted any part of. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/15 "2013-04-12T14:07:41Z")
Eh, there are White Race Victim outbreaks here on occasion, but they just serve to keep our anti-stupidity titers at a high level. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/16 "2013-04-12T14:09:05Z")
Has any of them come out and explicitly stated why I or anyone else should care what color our great-grandchildren are? I’ve read a fair amount of several threads, and don’t think I have seen this. I know I’m supposed to be alarmed, but I can’t figure out why. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/17 "2013-04-12T14:10:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Eh, there are White Race Victim outbreaks here on occasion, but they just serve to keep our anti-stupidity titers at a high level. I had to look up titer. I didn’t think it was tit, titer, titest, but I had to check. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/18 "2013-04-12T14:17:30Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Instead of banning them, we should have a script that directs their accounts to a parallel version of this board populated by bots. So you are saying that instead of banning them, we should have a script that directs their accounts to a parallel version of this board populated by bots? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/19 "2013-04-12T14:19:09Z")
From the recently locked and related [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16186980&postcount=222): > [@](#): > > Since the target of this pitting is gone, I’m closing this thread. Would that he were, Miller. Would that he were. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496/20 "2013-04-12T14:19:23Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > So you are saying that instead of banning them, we should have a script that directs their accounts to a parallel version of this board populated by bots? > > Regards, > Shodan I like your idea about directs their accounts to a parallel version of this board populated by bots. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stormfronters-here/655496.md?page=2)