# STORY DOCTORS WANTED! (the thread on rewriting movies that should've been better)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/story-doctors-wanted-the-thread-on-rewriting-movies-that-shouldve-been-better/374247>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 26, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/story-doctors-wanted-the-thread-on-rewriting-movies-that-shouldve-been-better/374247 "2006-09-26T19:01:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/story-doctors-wanted-the-thread-on-rewriting-movies-that-shouldve-been-better/374247/41 "2006-09-27T14:20:00Z")

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[QUOTE=FriarTed]  
THAT IS SEARGANT R. LEE ERMY TO YOU, YOU PUKE!!! WHAT DOES THE “R.” STAND FOR?- YOU ASK. “RIGHT UP YOUR ASS” WHICH IS WHERE I’M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IF YOU MESS UP MY NAME ONE MORE TIME! YOU GOT THAT, PRIVATE?  
_takes a bow_ Thank you!  
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I didn’t even notice this! Thank you. I loved how he used to take out all his fury on watermelons on the show.

But can we get back to the OP? This hijack is my fault and I feel bad. More movies you’d rewrite, people?

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