No, I think if you want to trot out old classics, you have to avoid introducing flat-out untruths.
I think the real question is how long it will take the police to arrive when Person A reports that his neighbor is stalking him.

And so on. The sequence never converges, so A and B never meet.

My husband and his boss ( an engineer with 30 years experience)…
Oh… engineers… that’s all right then… the two people can get close enough for all practical purposes.
I too got 26’ 40" as the answer for the catch up time… and am ashamed to say that Excel was involved.