# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/1 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")
I’ve been reading alot of the posts here the last couple days, and I’ve come to the conclusion that most if not all of you would like to have a massive orgy. So my question I guess is. Who has a crush on who? or has some sexual fantasy about a member here? I don’t have one myself because I haven’t been here long enough, and I haven’t seen any pics in my email box. I’m a curious ghost 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/2 "2000-04-13T22:48:00Z")
Modesty forbids, but methinks there is a certain Dutchman who likes a certain Icelander. ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/3 "2000-04-13T22:48:00Z")
Ummm… I… err… have sort of a… Eve. Yeah, I don’t have a chance in Hell. I’m just poor white Indiana trash, and she’s a sophisticated big city lady. And the competition… Ukelele Ike is a better man than I. But, yeah, I’ve got a little crush on Eve. –John * * * [Knights of the Order of Snopes: Above All Accuracy](http://www.snopes.com) ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/4 "2000-04-13T23:35:00Z")
Well, I’ve only been here a few days but so far I’ve got a crush on everybody. Is it just me or could this thread get dangerous? * * * The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/5 "2000-04-13T23:38:00Z")
Well, I don’t want to see this thread go to three pages, so I’ll stand down. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/6 "2000-04-13T23:39:00Z")
Had to post beneath Wally, 'cause I’ve got a crush on him. 😉 There’s a few others, but I’m not gonna say. * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/7 "2000-04-13T23:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Iguana Boy: > Well, I’ve only been here a few days but so far I’ve got a crush on everybody. Come here big boy and sit on my lap! I’d like to get to know you better. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/8 "2000-04-14T00:00:00Z")
No Comment, I plead the 5th… 😉 California Dreamin’ ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/9 "2000-04-14T00:09:00Z")
All the ladies of the Straight Dope who have sent me e-mails describing their fantasies about me have agreed to keep them private in return for, ahem, certain considerations. So don’t be surprised if my name doesn’t turn up on anybody’s list. And since 90% of them seem to be subject to “psychic orgasms” I’m surprised they bother with men at all. * * * “I’ll tell him but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. He’s already got one, you see!” ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/10 "2000-04-14T00:29:00Z")
i have crushes on all the people that are going to lie through their teeth and mention my name in this thread. 🙂 * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/11 "2000-04-14T00:37:00Z")
Well it would be nice to be able to really make that love note from ChefTroy real. He certainly has a way with words, but then again there is Mully, he is really good to. Does it have to be limited to only one? * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/12 "2000-04-14T00:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/13 "2000-04-14T00:40:00Z")
I kiss you all! * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/14 "2000-04-14T00:40:00Z")
For handy reference, you might learn a thing or two in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006971.html) and [in this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006884.html) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/15 "2000-04-14T00:43:00Z")
I’m sure this will surprise a lot of people, but I may as well come clean here. I have a crush on Drain Bead. I hope she likes me back… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four days, 22 hours, 41 minutes and 9 seconds. 197 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24.73. Life saved: 16 hours, 25 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/16 "2000-04-14T00:44:00Z")
Hmmm, what the heck happened there. Fine, I’ll do it the ugly way. For Chef Troy’s love letters, go to: [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006971.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006971.html) For my love letters, go to: [http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006884.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006884.html) ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/17 "2000-04-14T00:45:00Z")
Dammit, Mullinator, once and for all it’s {url=http://www.whatever.com}site description{/url}, with squigly brackets replaced by square ones. That’s _three_ times ya done screwed it up. Where’d you go to school, anyway? Oh, that one? Well, you must’ve been one of them _jocks_. ---
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/18 "2000-04-14T00:53:00Z")
Mullinator I just read your post, what is your secret? ---
**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/19 "2000-04-14T01:05:00Z")
I think of you every morning in the shower mega ::whispering:: What she doesn’t know is that I use Vidal Sassoon!!! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/20 "2000-04-14T01:13:00Z")
Well, mega is not turned off by orgasms, which is a big plus in my book. And Cristi is a gorgeous fiery redhead with great taste in men. Anybody that has issues with that can see me in the pit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=2)