# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/181 "2000-06-14T06:54:08Z")
waterj, Don’t worry, we missed the ship of fools 😉 I didn’t get a vote anywhere on this thread either. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/182 "2000-06-14T09:54:00Z")
Well, Irish, I think you were the only one to mention me, so when are you coming to FL to restore my faith in men and love? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/183 "2000-06-14T10:17:08Z")
Man, how did I miss _this_ thread the first time around? Probably intentionally. It seems to me that everyone upon whom I have a crush on this board is either taken or generationally out of my league. But a rabbit can dream… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/184 "2000-06-14T14:26:20Z")
I happened to notice my name was very conspicously not listed anywhere, but since I wasn’t a regular poster till this month, I’ll try not to get too offended. Now that I’ve been around though, you can feel free to add me to your list. Anyone? Anyone? Damn. I guess my list would be Shayna, cuz she so damn cool. Nika, cuz she’s such a little flirt. purplebear, cuz she so frickin fun. And me, cuz I’m such a narcissistic egomaniac I had to be on _ **somebody’s** _ list. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/185 "2000-06-14T14:29:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Unrequited love is the worst…! > \*\* Sometimes requited love ain’t so hot either 🙂 (BTW I do dig the smiths though ;)) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/186 "2000-06-14T17:07:30Z")
As I haven’t been here more than a week or so I don’t know anyone well enough yet to have a crush on them, if I can even figure out what gender they are. I swear, there should be little boxes in one’s profile to indicate age and gender for those of us who don’t wish to embarass ourselves by asking, “hey, you a guy or a girl?” It would make things easier for me, anyway. BTW, the link to the “Who’s Who in MPSIMS” didn’t seem to work for me. Anyone know how I might rectify that problem? ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/187 "2000-06-14T17:13:11Z")
OK, I might as well post my little crushes, since everyone else has…this is completely innocent… Omni and his shiny white butt have caught my attention. Sani, if only he were 10 years older…😉 Reservoir Dog’s photo on Techie’s page was quite nice. Coldfire had a nice pic too. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/188 "2000-06-14T18:37:44Z")
I won’t name them, as someone may be offended to be near the end of the list. Also, a couple of my faves don’t appear anymore. About half of the females. (you know who you are) A male or two, too. (definitely taking the 5th on that) I pretty much love everybody, TN\*Hippie ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/189 "2000-06-14T18:56:21Z")
I’m officially throwing my hat into the “too lame for anybody to have a crush on me” ring. We should all get drunk and develop crushes on each other. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/190 "2000-06-14T19:26:34Z")
I can’t believe I read this whole thing (again, I think!), only to discover that nobody likes me. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/191 "2000-06-14T19:29:31Z")
Um, Res, did you miss my post? It is just a few up above yours. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/192 "2000-06-14T19:40:35Z")
How did I know that this one would be resurrected? I’ve got a crush, too! She knows who she is 😃 I like short chicks! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/193 "2000-06-14T19:48:50Z")
Uhm, ReservoirDog, do you not remember [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24688), and my reply on [this page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24688&pagenumber=2)? Here darling, let me remind you… > [@](#): > > \*\*::Fanning Myself:: > > Whew, it’s hot in here! > > Damn, ReservoirDog, could you have any sexier eyes? I’d like to just dive right into those babies! And don’t even get me started on what I’d like to do to those lips. \ Back to reality, Shayna…\*\* And, alas, your reply… > [@](#): > > \*\*…You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself. However, I should probably tell you now that that photo was taken about two months ago by my fiancee, one day after I proposed. I don’t think she would understand. \*\* So you can’t say we didn’t try to make you feel lusted after. I still have fantasies about those lips, though! :D;) ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/194 "2000-06-14T20:03:33Z")
Well damn Cynical… Now you have about 15-20 ladies just jumping up and down in their chairs right now! The chaos you create!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/195 "2000-06-14T20:21:18Z")
Damn. I’m not short. Well, hell, Mr. C! Being your favorite busty redhead doesn’t count for anything?? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/196 "2000-06-14T20:26:47Z")
GreenEyes sez: > [@](#): > > \*\*Well damn Cynical… > Now you have about 15-20 ladies just jumping up and down in their chairs right now! The chaos you create!! 😃 > \*\* I can’t give away all my secrets, now can I? 😃 And, for the record, I like tall ones, also. Medium, too. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/197 "2000-06-14T23:49:29Z")
Green, I don’t have a chair ☹ \< hehe \> ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/198 "2000-06-15T00:38:23Z")
techchick68 sez: > [@](#): > > \*\* > I don’t have a chair ☹ > \< hehe \> > \*\* Oh? Come on over here…I’ve got a place for you to sit 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/199 "2000-06-15T01:00:01Z")
[Three amigos line] I like the one that isn’t so smart… [/Three amigos line] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/200 "2000-06-15T02:07:35Z")
_notes Mr. C has not responded to her comment_ Mmmm…I guess it DOESN’T count for anything. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=11)