# Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200 "2000-04-13T22:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/21 "2000-04-14T01:17:00Z")
I may kid around a lot, and I love to flirt, but my heart belongs to only one man, and he knows who he is. Don’t you, honey? 😉 😉 . . . . . . . . .Okay, there are two. But, one is, strictly speaking, not just a human, sooooooo… \ Any other questions, I plead the 5th. * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/22 "2000-04-14T01:18:00Z")
Left Cerebellum! Go! One two three four relax, Go! One two three four, relax. Right Cerebellum! Go! One two three four, relax, Go! One two three four, relax. Oops, thought that read Straight Dope Crunches. 😛 Sorry, no fantasies to admit to here…I’m discreet in my stalkings. * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/23 "2000-04-14T01:43:00Z")
I know I am going to regret this… mangeorge TN\*hippie beatle MadPoet manhattan Crush or fantasy? That part I’m NOT gonna say. 😃 * * * I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money. (Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!) ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/24 "2000-04-14T02:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by mega the roo: > \*\*i have crushes on all the people that are going to lie through their teeth and mention my name in this thread. 🙂 > \*\* Wow, I have a crush on mega, and she has a crush on me, too. My crush is requited. Hurray! But wait, I’m not lying about my crush on her, so she doesn’t have a crush on me. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!! Shot down in flames again. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/25 "2000-04-14T03:29:00Z")
I was told I had “real hottie potential” once (thanks Green Bean!). Of course, I was kinda fishing for compliments. Like everybody else, I think SwimmingRiddles has an aristocratic beauty. Ladies, if you are offended that I didn’t mention you by name, it’s only because I’m shy. If you ask nicely, I may be drawn out of my virtual shell. ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/26 "2000-04-14T03:42:00Z")
No crushes…no fantasies…but there are some cool people here… ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/27 "2000-04-14T03:51:00Z")
I’m too “newbie” to crush yet, but I’m busily taking notes for future reference ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/28 "2000-04-14T03:56:00Z")
Two small crushes, I guess. One for her politics; one b/c she seems sweet. The only other thing I’ll say is that neither one has posted to this thread up to this point. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/29 "2000-04-14T04:01:00Z")
I take it all back. After a few minutes on the Chefs thread, I’m crushed…fantasied…crush…fantasy…crush who knows? It’s wonderful!!! ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/30 "2000-04-14T04:09:00Z")
ahem . . . Actually I was the **first** to mention she had an aristocratic beauty. (I have the guts to post that and now everyone wants credit, sheesh.) Oh, and Mega the Roo is pretty groovy too ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/31 "2000-04-14T14:10:00Z")
That Democritus really does something to me. Then there’s Cheffie, and Bricker and SwimmingRiddles… ok I’ll stop now, this list could get lengthy. * * * Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/32 "2000-04-14T14:26:00Z")
Okay, I’ll admit that I have a mjor crush on someone here, but I’m too shy to say who it is. Besides, there’s no chance anyway. Mostly because I’m married. BTW, that reminds me…um, if my husband shows up, don’t show him this thread. * * * I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/33 "2000-04-14T14:27:00Z")
Why, Yue Han, I am tickled [blushing prettily]. Of course, Ike is the Beau Divine—but he’s also a Happily Married Man, and surely you know I’m not the homewrecker type! So the coast is clear. Mega, I am green-eyed and on the warpath for your stealing the affections of Nothingman and Billdo from me. I want them ALL! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/34 "2000-04-14T14:33:00Z")
I’ll admit to a couple or so crushes/fantasies - but I am NOT going to post any names. I am WAY to shy. And besides, you’d probably all laugh at me. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/35 "2000-04-14T14:45:00Z")
Missy, as long as you dont say Michael Masterson, no one will laugh… * * * [My home page](http://members.aol.com/abbie4ever22/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/36 "2000-04-14T14:50:00Z")
Unrequited love is the worst…! Last night I dreamt… that somebody loved me… The Smiths 🙂 A girl ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/37 "2000-04-14T14:51:00Z")
peaches - the new keyboard I will have to buy will be on YOUR conscience. ROFLMAO. No, it isn’t MM. But I still ain’t sayin… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/38 "2000-04-14T16:04:00Z")
Ah, jeez. Thanks. This board has done more for my ego… I ain’t tellin’ who I have crushes on. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/39 "2000-04-15T05:08:00Z")
O I have my eye On a certain gay guy And I’d love to be one of his tricks; But he lives all the way Down in Philly PA So I’ll never hook up with Esprix. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200/40 "2000-04-15T05:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** : > > O I have my eye > On a certain **Gay Guy** > And I’d love to be one of his tricks; > But he lives all the way > Down in Philly PA > So I’ll never hook up with Esprix. ☹ 😃 {ROFLMAO!} 😃 OH, that’s rich! Thank you thank you thank you **Matt**! Oh, and… {BLUSH!} :o I had no idea. You scamp! {hee hee} (Although I secretly was hoping someone would mention me in here, of course ;)) So do I get to see a picture of you, hmmm? Esprix, ever flattered * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-crushes-and-fantasies/16200.md?page=3)